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MARCH 18, 2008 @ 08:10 PM | 5 COMMENTS

I am still amazed that people have not seen this video. This is the funniest shit ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU

Alright chumps, lets do this ... LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!

I know some of you play this regularly, but its funny to me how much this fucked up someones day. Leave your house god dammit!

This just in. One of 2 things will happen. A. I lose my license B. I am going to go broke spending money on this car, and then lose my license. How gay am I when I walk clear across to the other side of the building, 100 yards or so, to look out the window in the employee parking lot to stare at Subie? Mmmmmmmm what a sexy little tailpipe you got on you momma. kiss love tongue
MARCH 17, 2008 @ 03:49 PM | 4 COMMENTS

Tragic news in Ireland .... on St Patty's day no less. There was massive floods. Poor Irish bastards just cant catch a break ...



In other news, I still have my license, who wants a ride in the Subie???? biggrin

MARCH 15, 2008 @ 02:00 PM | 5 COMMENTS

Ok, so its been quite the ho hum week, got my lip touched up, have to go back another 2 times or so, will post pictures when it is all done. The highlight of my week .... month .... maybe year ......

This key is finally in my hands ...



After almost a year of searching, I FINALLY found her, I am soooooo in love. It may seem silly to some, but she is finally mine alllllll mine muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahaha ...

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My lil Subie ... *swoon* kiss love



I am so going to lose my license lol who wants to buy me a radar detector? I gotta talk to some people, I hear Valentine makes the best one money can buy. Anyway, random pictures of faces I was most definetly making while ripping up the highway this afternoon ...





Lol, some of them SGNJ peeps are goin out for Kat's birfday, but I have had this entire weekend circled on my calendar for quite some time. Ill buy you a Jagabomb if you actually read this Kat smile

Off to tear up the roads and trim down this Grizzly Adams beard Ive been growin out for whatever the reason. Can someone bitch slap me next time I try to grow it out? It looks good when its full n grown out, but the middle stages look like some haggard ass birds nest on my chin.

MARCH 9, 2008 @ 07:15 PM | 14 COMMENTS

So I have been doing a little research for my next tattoo, I want a half sleeve for my other arm. As you may or may not know, I am Polish and am very proud of my heritage. I take offense to people who tell Pollack jokes, but only because they have no idea why Poles are considered stupid. It goes something like this ....

Forewarned, there is a big history lesson hiding in this spoiler. At the end of which is my tattoo idea.

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Before World War II broke out, Poland was beginning to modernize its military. It was almost common knowledge, before the war started, of Hitlers intent to wipe out the Jewish race, and along with them, every person of Polish decent. Before the German invasion of Poland, which essentially started WWII, Poland, on the advice of Britain and France, ceased the modernization of its military as it may be seen as an act of war. So when the Germans invaded Poland with their tanks and aircraft, Poland was said to have about 1/3 of its military capabilities. To make matters worse, as Poland was being invaded from the west, basically fighting off tanks with cavalry, they were simultaneously attacked from the west by the Soviet Union. After 13 days, Poland surrendered, and while it was occupied by Germany, 2000 concentration camps were opened for business. One third of the eastern portion of the country was claimed by the Soviets, and the people in it now citizens of the Soviet Union. Anyone who resisted was executed. Along with its Jewish citizens, all teachers, professors, scientists, politicians and anyone of high standing were systematically murdered. 50% of those murdered were Polish Christians. 20% of the population was killed by the Soviet and German armies.

Hitler on the left, Stalin on the right.


So,
A) because the Polish people stood against impossible odds and did not give up their country, and
B) every smart person in the country was killed ...

Polish people are considered stupid.



Basically my tattoo idea is this, Polish Hussar cavalrymen, pictured above, at the top of my arm charging towards a bunch of tanks at the bottom. One of the Polish will be carrying a massive flag that spills out on to my chest, where I want the flag to drape over my heart.



The only rational woman in the Middle East? ...




I decided to take my dog hiking today. Anyone who thinks New Jersey is the armpit of America, suck my ass and look at these pictures tongue

After an hour or so up Route 80, we find the mountain stream to have taken on more of a river attitude ...



A few stops here, and a few stops there to throw Molly her tennis ball, and she starts staring and barking ...



Either this rainbow, from the mist of the rushing water was pissing her off ....



Or something was in this cave ...



Hightailed it further down the trail where we had a little more room for Molly to run ...



Molly didnt like me anymore after I threw her ball in the river ...



I know Molly, I cant look at myself either, I suck at life lately ...



I decided to take Molly to the top of my mountain, a short drive down the road, on the way there we found an automobile limbo pole ...



Much to my chagrin, as I zoomed in for a closer picture of the limbo pole, which is indeed resting on a power line, and yes, the extent of the towns efforts to clear up the mess is a few parking cones and police tape draped on the tree, my camera's batteries die. All my backup, fresh out of the box rechargeable batteries were dead. LOL stupid save the world consciousness! I have pictures to take god dammit!!!! mad

We hiked up the side of the mountain and took in the amazing view of the swollen Delaware River as Red tailed hawks and some other vulture sized birds flew overhead. I yelled my peace from the top of my mountain, hiked back down and returned home. Stopped at taco bell and shared some steak quesadillas with the pup.

Quite the relaxing day after a long week. P.S. Did I mention I might be buying the STI of my dreams

am getting $1600 back from my taxes, AND my boss discovered a 2 month payroll error that affected my whole department and is now reimbursing me $1000? This week may make up for last week and then some biggrin kiss wink

Special thanks to Infinity for helping me out with the video.

MARCH 7, 2008 @ 04:32 PM | 4 COMMENTS

Fuck, who wants to help me add a video on here? Its downloaded to youtube and my computer.
MARCH 7, 2008 @ 04:31 PM | 1 COMMENT

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MARCH 3, 2008 @ 07:48 PM | 7 COMMENTS

surreal
FEBRUARY 28, 2008 @ 07:50 PM | 8 COMMENTS

WOW today was the shitstorm day from hell. This is what I felt like doing today ...



Every god damn cranky old crotchety mother fucker came to my job today and whined and complained about some idiotic bullshit that had nothing to do with me. To top it off, I had lunch from a really awesome pizza place down the road, V&J's, that made me sick. Ended up throwing up at work and leaving an hour or so early. Came home and passed out for 4 hours.

I came home and finally .... FINALLY figured out how to get my fucking pictures on albums on SG.

There are new pictures in all the albums and an entire new album of Costa Rica vacation pictures for anyone who cares to look. These are some that arent on here and some that are to go with the shit ton I bloged on here the other day ...

A few years ago I salvaged this from someones garbage and decided I would play "Pimp my Barbie Power Wheels" This is the before picture ...



A few weeks later, this is what I came up with ...

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Funky fresh new paint job, strobe lights for headlights, neon lights underneath, a Honda Civic battery which made it go alot faster, a modified seat so adults could sit in it, although I felt like Donkey Kong in Mariokart, a cigarette lighter, a functional car horn, and a big ass "Calvin" of "Calvin and Hobbes fame" pissing on the word Barbie on the front windshield"



A shot of the back ...

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Mini New Jersey license plate says BADASSLAMBO4U2NV"



If anyone wants to see a video of me busting my ass in this exact car, you are shit out of luck, but there is a video of me flying down the road, I go out of camera range before I go flying off the thing on my myspace, ask and I shall provide the link if you dont have it.

I went to Philly a few summers ago and decided I should fist the Rocky statue, was shocked to find out they had moved it away from the museum steps.



The gates in NYC ...



Lol I used to have alot more hair, even more then this picture shows



I photoshopped this one, I drunkenly snuck up on someone in Hoboken. It is now me yelling at the pope lol



I stood on the top of the rock I am sitting on in this picture, to dive into the pool, and saw a 3' crocodile sitting on top of the waterfall. Our guide said, "Oh dont worry, where there is 1 there is many" LOL



A monkey skull



My sister, another amazing sunset



Red eye tree frog ...



Estuary tour ...



Finally one last picture of Costa Rica that I am proud of. I am deathly afraid of heights, but like to push myself to face it. While in Costa Rica we took a canyoneering tour. Lots of rapelling down cliffs and waterfalls and hiking through the rainforest. This was the first and highest waterfall, you actually rapelled through some of them, but this one was 168' high, follow the line and you find me on the cliff, compare the speck that is my body in the picture to the guide in red windbreaker and white helmet at the bottom...



I may add more pictures at another blog, this is enough for now, I have had enough of this day lol

FEBRUARY 26, 2008 @ 02:28 PM | 4 COMMENTS

Went snowboarding twice since my last entry, both times at Mountain Creek, God that place is like feast or famine. The first day we went, the entire slope was a sheet of ice, to the point I had a cramp in my front foot for 3 days. The second day we went, I got out of work super early whatever day it snowed last week. It was fucking awesome, fluffy powdery snow, and for whatever moronic reasons, NOBODY ever seems to go to Creek when it snows. Retarded if you ask me, but it just made it that much better.

Nothing else really note worthy lately. Spent a total of about 4 or 5 hours resizing pictures using Photoshop only to have SG not let them into my album for whatever reason, may have broke my desk from punching it so many times. After I ran out to Radioshack RIGHT before they closed last night and got attitude from the dork that works there because I didnt understand wtf he was telling me. I understand, yes, I have come 5 minutes before you close, show me where the fucking USB cable I need is and I will gladly leave your store cockbag! mad

Anyway, I realized I had a few pictures on photobucket that I could put directly on here, so heeeerrreeee we goooooo ......

Start off with some pictures from my Costa Rica vacation last year, one of the hotels we stayed in had 7 waterfalls, this was the nicest ....



Another waterfall ....



It is VERY hot in the rainforest, as evidenced by my wife beater ....



Implying I am a monkey I guess? lol reppin Clifton!



Our volcano tour guide, who looked a SHIT LOAD like Antonio Banderas ...



Red eyed tree frog ...



Same red eye tree frog wanting to give my neck a high five ...



Rainbow boa thinking my beard was a gerbil I guess? Yes, I wore that shirt everywhere biggrin



Pictures of my Jeep, post roll over frown



Another of the Jeep, front



On a brighter note, how ice cream is made ...

tongue

Toys sure have changed since I was a kid lol



Valentines was 2 weeks ago, but I just found this so eat me ...



Ok, thats all I got, hopefully the picture link works, otherwise I am throwing my computer on the driveway.

FEBRUARY 19, 2008 @ 06:29 AM | 9 COMMENTS

Thanks to everyone who dropped me a note on that last long winded post. It meant alot. kiss

Put my truck up on Auto Trader for sale. Anyone know anyone who wants an '03 Chevy Trailblazer with 50K for 14 grand .... lol you know which tree to bark up.

Went to the CharmCity beach party Saturday. Got there around 5ish, had a few beers, smoked a bit, had a glass of absinthe and passed out in my truck .... at 8!!!! WTF I have been doing that lately, either passing out early, or passing out in my truck. Woke up and came back inside, who knows how much later, to bondage and S&M toys and naked people. Somebody had a cattle prod lookin thing. It was all a bit fuzzy, I passed out again, woken up in a manner I would rather not go into, wandered into another room and passed out on a big cushy chair. THE END

How annoying, I drive 3 hours to sleep ... lol oh well, the parts I was actually conscious for was a good time. Got to see some people I hadnt seen in a long time, would have liked to been able to hang out a little more, but what can you do?

Day off today, and am supposed to be going to Mt Creek to do a little riding with my buddy. Should be fun, my mind is elsewhere though, feel like I have been in a fog and cant really focus on much else as of late.
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