If you were dating a girl you really liked but you knew you couldn't have sex with her for a month (cause she's under contract) what would you do?
Would you let her tease you until your bod ached or would you just try and not let that part even start?

I'm asking for ummm, a research paper? yeah, that sounds good. I'll go with that.

Seeeee...I don't lie. this girl likes to eat.

I really don't like that we can't delete blogs.
(Obviously, there was something here that didn't upload right, hence the want to delete it.)

Guess I'll just have to come up with something to say by the end of the day

Can someone explain to me how Crystal Renn considers herself a plus size model, wrote a book about being a plus size model, yet she's in the new SI Swimsuit Issue looking not so plus size???

Heading out to lunch to enjoy a well deserved plus size burger. This girl can eat. Don't worry. I'll post proof.
And I absolutely, no exceptions have to finish writing my first kiss story for class today. So I'll make sure to post it later at least to give you guys a laugh.

Hopefully you're having a delightful Saturday

In 5 to 7 days this awesomeness will be decorating my feetsies. So fucking stoked!

Two things that at least I consider blog worthy....

Got some new finger tatts last night. My heart will forever be torn between Seattle and Los Angeles.



And I know people are always telling you to add "in bed" to the end of a fortune and I've never really thought it was relevant to me....until today. If you add it here, it's sadly me to a T.



Finishing up a story for writing class tonight on my first kiss. If it borders on decent I'll post it here in hopes to give you guys a laugh.

kisses, j

I don't know what's happening to our weather system here in Seattle, but this whole random flashes of snow thing is getting ridiculous. For the time being I'm declaring it is too cold to go outside. Alternative: Make PB and J cupcakes. done.

All morning I've had this super nervous, butterflyee, overly excited feeling. That really can only mean one thing... Hopefully finishing up this arm piece tonight

I've pretty much decided, that if I could be any superhero, I'd be Beatrice Kiddo for sure. (And yes, she is a superhero in my book!!)

Clearly you can see I spent my time wisely today if this was my most important revelation

I wish all my days were filled with 4 new pairs of shoes....