“I walked the plank with her once....I thought it was a code word for sex...I was wrong......My mouth is still burning.....

She's way too cool to use all her belt loops

and she has some of the most Beautiful eyes I've ever seen”

“Want to watch the DHC light up like a fat kid in front of chocolate syrup laden pancakes? Mention the Red Hot Chili Peppers. She LOVES the RHCP. Surriously. It is awesome.”

“hot crack is better than...
better than...
hmmm... well... hot crack tastes as good as... ummm...
she's cooler than... *grumble*
fuck. i had a whole clever comment prepared and now it's gone.
goddamnit.
i love you anyway.
”

“This girl has moves like James Brown, but better!

Janet Jackson can't hold a candle to her.

And her crime-fighting skills are legendary.
She can defuse an Irish Car Bomb with hardly a second thought.

”

“Aaarraggnnnhhhh. *shuffle* Arrggnnnnhhhh. *shuffle*

Translation:

You look hot in non-period bloodness. May I lick you?”