"I Like Joss! She's teh funnest! And I know funnest! "

"WHAT A SEXY BITCH...HOPE YOUR NEXT SET SHOWS OFF "THE SLIT""

"DO YOU WANT KARATE?!"

"yeah, she's cool."

"Joss is my pants party."

"She is my super favorite joss shaped friend."

"Joss likes to delete her testimonials, to make people come back and write new ones!

smart girl!

So yeah I heart Joss, she is great and wonderful and I wish we could hang out more!

Oh yeah she has the coolest bike ever!"

"*poke* hehehe sometimes she's fun to poke because she jumps in the air really high! I ♥ that... yea. sooooo kewl! She rawks! and somehow we have the same haircolor....insanity i tell you! she's reading my mind AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"You are awesomeristically cool... so mush so that i just made up a word just to accuratly describe your coolness "

"tastes like chicken."

"That joss is so hot right now."

"this girl deserves all the happiness that life has to offer. *hugs*"

"I wish Joss lived closer to me. It's just a little too far to skateboard. Regardless, she is one of the most genuine, honest, and open people I know. She's truly nice, and you can't say that for a lot of people anymore."

"Joss is my best friend in the whole wide world.

She fights off the pink robots and doesn't even have to think twice about it!"

"Heh heh, she is so adorable! Even when she's an idiot! "