Member: JonnyEffinB

JonnyEffinB has little desire to grow up. So neener neener suck my weiner.

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Member: JonnyEffinB
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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Katy Perry
  2. Creedence Clearwater Revival
  3. MC Frontalot
  4. Sublime
  5. Reel Big Fish
  6. Ke$ha
  7. Flogging Molly
  8. Frank Sinatra
  9. Shaggy
  10. Ray Charles

films:

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. Empire Records
  3. The Wizard
  4. Wall*e
  5. Dark Knight
  6. The Invention of Lying
  7. Super High Me
  8. Reign Over Me
  9. Transformers (Animated)
  10. Superbad

tv shows:

  1. SGU
  2. V
  3. Family Guy
  4. Good Eats
  5. Big Bang Theory
  6. How I Met Your Mother
  7. Myth Busters
  8. The Universe

Video Games:

  1. Super Mario Bros 1, 2 and 3
  2. Fable II
  3. Worms Armageddon
  4. Chrono Trigger
  5. Conker's Bad Fur Day
  6. Secret of Mana
  7. Mass Effect
  8. Knights of the Old Republic
  9. Super Smah Bros (all of them)
  10. Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
 

into: Video Games, Movies, Photography, Cooking, Music, Sex, Writing, Partying, Anime.

not into: Violence, Stupid People, Assholes, Humorless People, Celery (vile weed).

makes me happy: Laughing, Being Creative, Deep Thinking, Being with Friends, Watching a Good Movie, Cuddling, Beautiful Women, Animals, Family, Beer, Vanilla Coke

makes me sad: Being Hungover, Loneliness, Anxiety, Intolerance, Suffering, People without Common Sense.

hobbies: World-building, Gaming, Drinking, Reading, Writing, Chatting, Cooking.

5 things i can't live without: Family, Friends, SG Chat, Good Beer, Internet.

vices: Smoking, Drinking, etc.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Having staring contests with fish.

 

occupation: Professional lobster juggler.

current crush: Olivia Munn, Katy Perry and possibly you.

stats: 6'1 and glorious

body mods: Some.

heroes: My parents.

gets me hot: Talk nerdy to me, or take charge. I love it when women are aggressive. Rawr.

favorite position: Cowgirl. Simple but lovely. Or the arm chair. Hotness.

fantasy: Nothing too crazy really.

sign: Gemini

most humbling moment: There's been a lot of them honestly.

i lost my virginity: Nope :(

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Retro, Punk, Hippy, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories