Member: Jon_Kesselman

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I knew it all along! I WIN!!!! For all of you fucks who told me that I drank too much: to my “friends” who warned me that my liver was being irrevocably...

October 21st:

By the time you read this, it might be too late; I might already be dead. IÂ’ve emailed Helen_Jupiter repeatedly, begging...

Alright, IÂ’ve had enough. I'm overwrought. I just finished watching Mel GibsonÂ’s interview...

The following is as accurate an account of what transpired between myself and my ex-girlfriend (for the purpose of this report she will be referred to...

This week, the editors of SG approached me with the task of interviewing former Republican Congressman Mark Foley in light of his recent resignation.

Kesselman here. I fucked up my back a few days ago. Therefore, there won't be a column this week. frown

I'm standing as I write this because I can't sit.

I’m an anxious guy. Before I was born, back in 1974, the doctors didn’t use ultrasound. Rather, they would determine a childs' sex by checking...

C/O Pluto (AKA ‘134340’)
Somewhere between 29 and 49 AU from the Sun
The Solar System, Outer Space

Dear Pluto—

IÂ’ve been reading a lot lately...

Recently it came to my attention that the Turkish school curriculum has...

Last summer, I had the opportunity to travel to Israel for the first time. Now, IÂ’m not going to lie to you, as someone who constantly reads the news I...

Letter Of Apology To Mel Gibson

8/23/06

Mel Gibson
Betty Ford Center
39000 Bob Hope Dr.
Rancho Mirage, CA 92270

Dear Mel Gibson--

Let...

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Title:Former Editor

Editor Since:Sep 5, 2006

Last Story:Jun 13, 2007

Stories Written:31

Stories Edited:20

Monthly Average:3 written, 2 edited.

Average Comments:19 comments per story.

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