Sup future jon. Past Jon is drunk and has nobody to talk to, so this one's going out there for you.

For shame not seeing iron man tonight. $2 across the street and you didnt have anything better to do.

I less than three the crap out of arcade fire.

Missing half the watermellon festival on sunday will be lame.

Cheap bourbon is more fun than good bourbon, because you dont feel bad about drinking it all in one night.

you're co worker lauren is gorgeous, but try not to ask her out, dating co workers is lame. you know better.

Sup future jon. Past Jon is drunk and has nobody to talk to, so this one's going out there for you.

For shame not seeing iron man tonight. $2 across the street and you didnt have anything better to do.

I less than three the crap out of arcade fire.

Missing half the watermellon festival on sunday will be lame.

Cheap bourbon is more fun than good bourbon, because you dont feel bad about drinking it all in one night.

you're co worker lauren is gorgeous, but try not to ask her out, dating co workers is lame. you know better.