"He pretends to be me then tries to kiss my boyfriend. I don't mind 'cos I think it's kind of hot."

"The SGUK version of Lex Luthor."

"I don't get him and I will never pretend too, He's wiser than he acts and far more kind than he pretends to be.
He always manages to surprise me in good new ways.
Sometimes... even Johnstich smells like a smelly hippy "

"This man is full of awesome and can always make me smile. A great friend

I'd eat rice pudding off his thighs any day of the week."

"The puppet master, we just dance to his tune.




DANCE PUPPETS DANCE!"

"One of my favorite people. If there were more people as honest as Neil the world would be fucked so I'm glad he's a one off."

"He will be missed on here by loads of people - myself included."

"not actually as scary as he might make himself out to be.. nah.. he's ace really.. all lovely and that x"

"All bullshit aside this man is one of the best friends I've made on this site and in real life. He seems to believe that I'm capable of so much more than I ever thought I was and I hope he knows how grateful I am for that."

"For a writer this is appalling: I can't put into words how much I love this man! I'll just have to give him hugs, he knows how I feel "

"A friendly and welcoming guy who can make me laugh without really doing anything. Likes to pretend he's a cunt but he's fooling nobody "

"My hero."