Member: JoeMallik

JoeMalliklikes Weeds, Rei, and Dresden Files.

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Member: JoeMallik
Member: JoeMallik
Member: JoeMallik
 

bands:

  1. Dead Can Dance
  2. Rob Brezsny
  3. David Bromberg
  4. Shel Silverstein with Dr. Hook
  5. Nilsson
  6. Rashan Roland Kirk

films:

  1. Off The Map
  2. Baghdad Cafe
  3. Love, Actually
  4. Drop Dead Fred
  5. Yellow Submarine
  6. Flesh Gordon (not a misspelling)
  7. Tank Girl
  8. Rocky Horror
  9. Young Frankenstein
  10. Forbidden Zone

books:

  1. anything by Robert Anton Wilson
  2. The Paradigm Conspiracy
  3. E.T.101
  4. The Book of Lies
  5. Mushrooms and Mankind
  6. Dancing With Dragons
  7. Nine Princes of Amber
  8. Sex and Rockets
  9. The Journeyer
  10. Silverlock

tv shows:

  1. Scrubs
  2. Dresden Files
  3. Dexter (sometimes)
  4. Weeds
  5. Jon Stewart
  6. Futurama
  7. Blue Collar TV
  8. The Simpsons
  9. Moral Oral
  10. any Stargate

Video Games:

  1. all Ratchet and Clank on PS2
  2. Silent Hill 1,2,3 but not 4
  3. Crash Bandicoot
 

into: dragons, Wicca, magick, polyamory, warm sunshine, cool moonlight, anything hypnotic,

not into: clothing, alcohol, violence, needles, dentistry

makes me happy: Taking off my clothes

makes me sad: Putting them back on

hobbies: I guess being online is a hobby, esp. now that I joined SG.

5 things i can't live without: my shaman's rattle, spirit whistle and my healing crystals, a tan-thru swimsuit, books

vices: reading, vegging out, sunbathing, nicotine, X on occasion, Mountain Dew, and now, SG

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Just doing stuff, both mundane and not.

 

gender: male

occupation: cashier

current crush: Rei

stats: 5'11" (in shoes), about 150#, not athletic since high school, don't need Viagara, picky eater, sensualist

body mods: I have two piercings, a fremen and a nipple ring.

heroes: The comedian Ron White. I'm a sarcastic smart-ass wannabe, but Ron White has to be one of the best. My efforts pale in comparison.

gets me hot: giving a massage can be a turn-on

favorite position: usually, whatever _she_ likes

sign: Aquarius, on the cusp of Pisces

most humbling moment: One nite, _years_ ago, I was pretty well stoned, walking up and down some sanddunes on the shore of Lake Michigan. I noticed, out over the lake, at the horizon, there was a weird orange-y yellow light. Not knowing what it was, I thought it could be a big ship on fire, so I sat down and watched. To my astonishment a big, full moon slowly rose up out of the lake. Best show I ever saw, and it was _free_!!

i lost my virginity: When I was about 13 and all alone...

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: Nope

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.