Member: JoeMallik

JoeMallikis a 60 year-old in Milwaukee, WI.

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JULY 16, 2008 @ 07:33 AM | NO COMMENTS

Well, yesterday, I took out my last piercing. Yup, I took the fremen out of my foreskin.
The piercing was constantly oozing plasma. Plasma is sticky, and it dries crusty. The capture beads were right up against my skin, as they should be (I think), and the dried plasma was a constant source of irritation to my foreskin. I couldn't keep it clean enough, and I shower almost everyday.
Yesterday, I'd finally had enough of the pain. Had it for about 10 years. It didn't always hurt, or I'd of taken it out before now, I just couldn't figure what to do to make it stop oozing. Maybe it was in a little too deep, maybe I'm just an oozy kind of guy, I don't know.
So now I have a bit of 18k gold I can convert to cash if the need ever arises.
If whomever reading this wants it, I'll let it go for $50.00. I also have an 18k nipple ring, for the same price.
Contact me, we'll figure out how to make the exchange.
JUNE 13, 2008 @ 09:07 AM | NO COMMENTS

I thought about posting this to one or more of the groups I belong to, but decided that my blog would be the most appropriate place for this. It's about...The Hulk.
I haven't seen the movie and don't plan to, but I have read some of the comic books in my youth and watched the TV show with Bill Bixby, I think it was. I have one complaint about all of it...
When the character transforms into The Hulk, he literally bursts out of any and all clothing he's wearing, EXCEPT FOR HIS PANTS. Why is that? I'm not gay, but I want to see a huge green dick and balls swinging free, goddammit. Why not? The movie seems to go out of its way to make the transormation realistic, so why not lose the pants, too?? I mean, if the rest of his normal clothes won't fit The Hulk, how is it his pants stay on? I want to see his pants burst open at the zipper!!
MARCH 29, 2008 @ 07:07 AM | NO COMMENTS

I saw a TV commercial last nite, for the umpteenth time, for a product called, "Extendze". I think I got the spelling right. It's supposed to "make that certain part of the male anatomy bigger." There are other similar products, I don't remember the names. I'm curious, do they work? Who can I ask? I don't want to spend money on it to find out. Surely, someone at SG has tried such a product and can recommend it. Or not.
Who do I ask? I suppose I could put it to my Geezer group. They're a fun group, with a wide field of experience. I "know" such products _don't_ work, but maybe they do? I'm always up for something that may make sex better. Ah, it's just strange. Strange that the FDA hasn't challenged their claims and put them out of business. On a related note...

This happened to me, about 25 years ago.

I was making love with Kelly, and I noticed somehing was different. She noticed it, too. I pulled out of her, to look and see what was going on, and I couldn't believe it. My cock was pencil thin ( thinner than usual) and almost literally a foot long! I put it back in and kept stroking. No, the sex was not better than usual.
This had never happened before, and hasn't happened since. A one time fluke, I guess. But, it proves that I _could_ be bigger, if by "bigger" they mean "longer". Personally, I'd rather have more girth then length.
The nerves in a vagina are not setup to appreciate length, they _are_ setup to appreciate girth.
If Extendze would/could increase girth, I'd go for it. For me, increased length isn't necessary.

The ideal would be to release a grateful Genie from its prison. One of my wishes would be for my cock to be able to change to whatever shape and size my lover/sex partner wants it to be. smile As long as she remembers to put it back to its original size, that'd be really cool.





FEBRUARY 22, 2008 @ 07:49 AM | NO COMMENTS

Hah on me. Thought I was adding a new blog post, ended up writing a comment to my blog, instead. Hah!
Nothing new to say today.
SEPTEMBER 10, 2007 @ 04:49 AM | 1 COMMENT

I've been sick for the last week.

Started with a sore throat, which I chased away by gargling with Listerine, twice a day, for two days.
I've had a constant low grade fever, the highest it went was 102 F. All of my joints are still a bit achy, even in my hands (!) . And mild chills off and on _and_ a deep chest cough.

I talked to one of my Significant Others by phone. She's an RN and she said, "You sound terrible. Call your doctor for an appointment."

What's weird is that, as soon as I agreed to do so, I felt, like, a little switch in my gut click on, and I immediately began to feel better. I'm still sick, but not as bad as last week. I'm glad that's over. I should be in good shape by next week.

That's it for today.
AUGUST 21, 2007 @ 08:45 AM | NO COMMENTS

When I registered my HP camera, I also signed up with Snapfish, a photo sharing service run by HP.
Then, I found Photobucket and signed up with them. Seemed to be easier to use than Snapfish. I uploaded a few pics to them, too. My pics disappeared. It seems that Photobucket doesn't allow simple nudity, even tho the U.S. Supreme court says that simple nudity is not obscene. Then I read the TOS for Snapfish. I'll not be using either of those services. Now, I'm with Google. Google seems more lenient and I'm glad.

Looks like rain for most of this week. The grass loves all of this water and it grows tall and thick and I can't cut it 'cos it's too wet.

I miss the sunshine.
AUGUST 15, 2007 @ 06:52 AM | NO COMMENTS

So, I finally got some profile pics uploaded, thanks to Sarah for being kind enuff to help me out.
<I watched "The Big Lebowski" again yesterday. It's still a good little movie. Stars Jeff Bridges, Julianne Moore, and John Goodman and a few other stars have bit parts, too. Sam Elliot, for instance. Look for it on cable, or rent it. Chances are, you'll like it.
<Since my last post, I bought a nice little digital camera. An HP E337.
<I seem to be out of new things to report on.
JULY 30, 2007 @ 11:00 AM | NO COMMENTS

Ok, Ok, I'm interested enuff to figure out how to post pics. I'd like to at least post a profile pic, if I can find the instructions for it.

I've a new MP3 player. It's a Zen Stone, from http://www.creative.com. It has 1gig of memory, which is about 250 songs, if each song is about 4 minutes long. Only $40.00, it's a beautiful little thing. I just need to get my music into it. I think I'll save that project for a rainy day. Today is much too nice to stay in any longer.
JULY 17, 2007 @ 07:41 AM | NO COMMENTS

I've been reading the info on how to upload pics to this site, and, well, I just don't get it. There's too much about computers that I don't know. I'm not sure I have that much interest in learning it, either.
And, now that the site has gone thru some upgrades(?), the old info may not be valid anymore.
Oh well, never mind. I'm fine with no pictures.
Nothing else to report. I'm enjoying the summer, and have a nice all-over tan to prove it. All of that Vitamin D3 I'm soaking up seems to make a difference. It's a subtle difference that I notice when the weather is cloudy and rainy like it is today. I miss my sunshine!
MAY 13, 2007 @ 07:16 AM | 6 COMMENTS

I still haven't gotten together with a digital camera. Sorry!
I like to look at the profile of the SG girls I look at. Under the heading of "I lost my viginity", I would like to see an SG say, "I didn't lose it, I got rid of it."
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