Member: JoeByrnes

JoeByrnes is a 28 year-old in USA.

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Member: JoeByrnes
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bands:

  1. Faith No More
  2. Morbid Angel
  3. Slayer
  4. Mastodon
  5. Immortal
  6. Carcass
  7. Tool
  8. Rollins Band
  9. Jaco Pastorius
  10. Dying Fetus

films:

  1. Dr. Strangelove
  2. Clue
  3. Conan: The Barbarian
  4. Army of Darkness
  5. Anything Kurosawa had a hand in
  6. Monty Python flicks
  7. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
  8. The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
  9. Bond flicks
  10. Hitchcock flicks

books:

  1. 1984 - George Orwell
  2. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
  3. On the Road - Jack Kerouac
  4. Naked Lunch - William S Burroughs
  5. The Illustrated Man - Ray Bradbury
  6. The Last Lecture - Randy Pausch
  7. The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
  8. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
  9. Black Coffee Blues series - Henry Rollins
  10. All of Anthony Bourdain's books

tv shows:

  1. The Twilight Zone
  2. Iron Chef
  3. Robotech
  4. Star Trek
  5. Cowboy Bebop
  6. Brisco County Jr
  7. Aeon Flux
  8. Penn & Teller's Bullshit!
  9. Blackadder
  10. No Reservations

Video Games:

  1. Mass Effect I & II
  2. Metroid
  3. Unreal 2
  4. Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War
  5. Dead or Alive series
  6. Lunar: The Silver Star
  7. Quake 4
  8. Monkey Island series
  9. Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners
  10. Gears of War
 

into: Being on the move, working hard, and getting shit done. New experiences, good music, quality company, and great stories. The pumped feeling you get after lifting a lot of weights.

not into: Christians and other conservative shitheads. Macrobrews. False metal.

makes me happy: The feeling of accomplishment that comes with making good on a goal, objective, or promise. Food, good food; the sights, smells, textures, sounds, and tastes associated with that subject. The sound of doors closing on the last truck. Arclight. Large, empty gyms.

makes me sad: Personal shortcomings. That feeling you get after you've been a douchebag for some time, and just came to realize it.

5 things i can't live without: Electricity, Multitool, Flashlight, MP3 player, Laptop

vices: Great Beer. American BBQ. Aged Hams. Real Bread. Ramen and Pho Soups. Wild Turkey. Jagermeister. Dim Sum.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: What's that? Like, it doesn't cost anything?

 

occupation: Roadie

current crush: Aeon Flux

stats: 5'10" 215

body mods: Some ink here and there

heroes: Anthony Bourdain, Henry Rollins, Randy Pausch, Howard Stern, Jack Kerouac, William S Burroughs, David Hasselhoff, Penn Jillette

gets me hot: Curvy Girls Pierced Nipples Nice Ink

favorite position: FOH

most humbling moment: is always right around the corner...

i lost my virginity: In the IE

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Jazz Cat, Tattooed, Burner, Metalhead, Geek