age: 21 (Apr 05, 1987)
MEMBER SINCE: May 2005
occupation: Gas whore
into: shit
body mods: Ears,
makes me sad: everything
stats: 5'11, and a dick
sign: libra
I am terrified of both Carl Higgens, and spiders.
Carl Higgens is the worst man ever known.
He is very small, a troll, as I call him. I supose midget, or little person would be acceptable as well, but because of his evil ways, I call him a troll.
One day, we were packing to go on a trip to New York. I was playing with those blocks with letters on them, for babies to learn. I built a tower, and knocked it over, and when they landed, it spelled out Carl Higgens. I had never heard this name before, but as soon as I said it out loud, I knew it was trouble.
We started on our trip, and the day of driving went fine, no sign of trouble yet. We were making our way threw Canada, and it was getting late, so we stopped at a camp ground for the night, and set up out tents, for sleep. The night was long, and sleepless, as it was storming, and bad weather out. When we woke up, there were apples everywhere around the tent. How odd we thought.
Then we went further on our journey, we finally arrived in New York state. We set up camp here, in what was a trailer park/camp ground. This was a very bad night. There were drunk rednecks screaming all night, clearly their redneck spider senses were going off, feeling th evil force that was Carl Higgens himself.
The next day, we finally made it to New York city, and this was the day where shit really started to hit the fan. We decided it would be wise to stay outside of the city, on this small lake. There was a guy, who looked and talked exactly like Sylvester Stalone. He had his house and 5 cabins on this lake, so we rented one from him, for the entire week. He was a nice man, he said to me, there is a boat down by the lake, you may use it if you wish. Just tell me if you need some Oars. If you need some oars let me know, I'll get you the oars. This nice man offered me oars. I liked him.
The first night we stayed there, we were playing shadow puppets with a flashlight, in bed. Suddenly we heard a car screech to a stop, we...
Carl Higgens is the worst man ever known.
He is very small, a troll, as I call him. I supose midget, or little person would be acceptable as well, but because of his evil ways, I call him a troll.
One day, we were packing to go on a trip to New York. I was playing with those blocks with letters on them, for babies to learn. I built a tower, and knocked it over, and when they landed, it spelled out Carl Higgens. I had never heard this name before, but as soon as I said it out loud, I knew it was trouble.
We started on our trip, and the day of driving went fine, no sign of trouble yet. We were making our way threw Canada, and it was getting late, so we stopped at a camp ground for the night, and set up out tents, for sleep. The night was long, and sleepless, as it was storming, and bad weather out. When we woke up, there were apples everywhere around the tent. How odd we thought.
Then we went further on our journey, we finally arrived in New York state. We set up camp here, in what was a trailer park/camp ground. This was a very bad night. There were drunk rednecks screaming all night, clearly their redneck spider senses were going off, feeling th evil force that was Carl Higgens himself.
The next day, we finally made it to New York city, and this was the day where shit really started to hit the fan. We decided it would be wise to stay outside of the city, on this small lake. There was a guy, who looked and talked exactly like Sylvester Stalone. He had his house and 5 cabins on this lake, so we rented one from him, for the entire week. He was a nice man, he said to me, there is a boat down by the lake, you may use it if you wish. Just tell me if you need some Oars. If you need some oars let me know, I'll get you the oars. This nice man offered me oars. I liked him.
The first night we stayed there, we were playing shadow puppets with a flashlight, in bed. Suddenly we heard a car screech to a stop, we...
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