I've been away for a long time, and now I'm back. So then. What's happened?



* Did the Edinburgh Fringe last August, got nice reviews and ended up having my career kicked up a notch.

* Got a new tattoo of my hero, Mick Foley. Here it is...



* Not only that, I supported him on his tour of the UK and he let me interview him for my little wrestling-based TV show...

Me going all googly eyed and daft with one of my heroes.

* Had a girlfriend for a bit, didn't work out. Now on the hunt for someone lovely with tattoos who doesn't have a problem with my commitment to my job. The hard work is paying off so I can't stop now! Would just be nice to have someone ace to hang out with. It will probably never happen.

* Been on every major BBC Radio station now apart from Radio 3. And unless I gain a love of classical or opera fairly soon, I reckon that will stay as it is.

* Got signed to the same voiceover agent as HUGH FUCKING LAURIE.

* Ticked off the final gig in the country that I've not had a paid booking for - The Comedy Store - and am now booked onto their shows regularly.

* Filmed a DVD that I sell at gigs and through my website. It came out oddly well.

* Doing the Edinburgh fringe again this year, with two shows (Group Therapy and Let's Be Friends). Plus hosting the comedy at Download festival (again) and performing at Sonisphere (again). So come say hi.

* Stopped writing for Skin Deep magazine because they're lying, cheating dicks.

* Going to Miami for Wrestlemania in a couple of weeks, if any SGers happen to be out there for it / or there already and want tea and cake.

* Spend nearly all my time in London now, so selling my house and moving down there. NEED MORE FRIENDS. Apply within.

Hope you're all well and frisky and that. Do say hello.

Jim x