Bzzt.

I've gotten quite a few emails from confused citizens, some simply confused, others wondering why Jellyfist has been impossible to find in stores. From what I'm told, the book has finally shipped and should be on shelves or available for order from anyplace stupid enough not to carry this latest masterpiece. I've never had a book be so difficult before, but I'm hoping the troubles are finally over with and people can start living their lives again, breathing easily for the fact that there is no longer simply hope but a reason to truly live again and all that rot.

There still seems to be some issue with Amazon not having the book on their site for ordering - troubles with the price change bucks that resulted from all the printing issues, but that should be taken care of sooner than later.

Wii.

Wee.

This has been done. They are not available for sale yet, though there were a few test versions being sold at the San Diego Comicon that just happened.

It's a horizontal scroll type poster, around 42 inches wide, on matte surface.



They'll be available through Slavelabor Graphics whenever they're available.

Vague...I know.

P.S: the source image is being cut off by...demons or something. (try opening the image in a new window)

Ah the decay of all the finer things.

The collapsing of poorly constucted temples.

Sandwiches for all.

breakfast on the moon.

Fractal boks like a chicken.

It just keeps going.

I fantasize about a mall santa's head splitting open and shooting out life-force sucking tentacles that snatch at the fleeing children like that scene in THE THING where the dogs in the kennel are being absorbed.

Where the hell is MY Christmas?