If foreign keys had a leg, I'd be humping it right now.

cup-o-noodle!!!

http://www.eathufu.com

seriously.

Get to work 15 minutes early.
Eat sushi for lunch.
Sirens.
Building evacuation.
Blown generator.
2.5 hour power outage.
Within 5 minutes of second power outage.
14-hour work day.
Home at half-past midnight.

How was *your* Monday?

Oh how I love my Mighty Mouse.

I've been working from the couch all day. With my shoes off. I think I need to do this more often.

Everybody needs to click here.

No, I'm not dead.

It's still really fucking hot in here. However, I think this time may be the fault of the whiskey. Seeing as how it's gotten hotter as the sun has gone down and I drank more.

If I bought a boat would you guys trust me enough to go out on it?

Neither would I...

Holy fuck it's hot.