Why does nothing seem to work out?
I lost my birth certificate so I had to get a replacemtent. The first request apparently got lost. The second one got here monday, so I went to the dmv today so I can get my California license. Of course whatever moron typed up my original birth certificate got my last name wrong and had to cross it out and re-type it. Now the dmv questions it's authenticity so I STILL can't get my damn license even though I've still got my CT license and my social security card! BUT! Do you think the town clerk will fix that typo? NOOOOOOO, of course not! Fucking bastards.

here's proof that you can't be bored literally to death...ugh.

How the hell do you catch a mouse half the size of a thumb?!?! I'd let one of my snakes loose, but I just know they'd get lost too...

I ESCAPED!!! It only cost me 6 ounces of flesh, a quart of blood, and a cracker jack prize, but I'm alive goddamnit! You wouldn't believe the horror I had to endure. I'm telling you that being fed dog shit and then being forced to wash the plate it came on is not something I want to relive, but will be forced to every night and in therapy sessions for years to come. Why didn't you just promise to bring paco to the next party you ask? I refuse to submit a small animal to the horror which is Alice. I was forced to leave sixsixty behind, but he bought her the gun so it's his own fault! Besides, he only has to survive 1 night...I have faith, but let's all pray for his safety.

I must go wash the blood off and plot my revenge.

New Laptop! Woohoo!