Note: username change again (artist formerly known as milk_shake got bored). I wanted a 4-letter name. Unless you have a better suggestion, this will work for now.



The Story of the Crying Indian, Al Green and My Mother's Dirty, Horrible Secret

I'll make it short for you. My mother's big nasty secret is

In addition, she uses a lot of disposable items and demands everything right down to a box of damn tissues be double bagged at the grocery store.

May I add that she keeps *ALONG WITH* central air- 5 fans, 5 FANS running in her bedroom at all times! I am constantly running around her house turning off the myriad fans in every other room to boot.



I am no activist but have been known to travel with a tote bag in my purse if I'm going to the store. I reuse everything I can. I just try not to flagrantly be abusive of resources.



Well last week I got so mad at her b/c she was trying to throw all of these plastic bags out or something and I wanted to warn her that

Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio are one day gonna show up here and kill you!

Instead I accidentally said

"Maaa! If you don't stop, Al Green is gonna get you!"



and that was that.

So this is a running joke around here every day when the earth is being personally raped by my mother.

Al Green's coming, mama.

Warn your fucking kids



Such a fitting name for a record Vs. my strife.

P.S.

Here are my favorite Polaroids of Heath Ledger to celebrate the opening of the Bat