The Story of the Crying Indian, Al Green and My Mother's Dirty, Horrible Secret
I'll make it short for you. My mother's big nasty secret is
In addition, she uses a lot of disposable items and demands everything right down to a box of damn tissues be double bagged at the grocery store.
May I add that she keeps *ALONG WITH* central air- 5 fans, 5 FANS running in her bedroom at all times! I am constantly running around her house turning off the myriad fans in every other room to boot.
I am no activist but have been known to travel with a tote bag in my purse if I'm going to the store. I reuse everything I can. I just try not to flagrantly be abusive of resources.
Well last week I got so mad at her b/c she was trying to throw all of these plastic bags out or something and I wanted to warn her that
Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio are one day gonna show up here and kill you!
Instead I accidentally said
"Maaa! If you don't stop, Al Green is gonna get you!"
and that was that.
So this is a running joke around here every day when the earth is being personally raped by my mother.
Al Green's coming, mama.
Warn your fucking kids
Such a fitting name for a record Vs. my strife.
P.S.
Here are my favorite Polaroids of Heath Ledger to celebrate the opening of the Bat
JUL 18, 2008 03:13 PM
Crazy. first thing that comes to mind when i think of you is New Yawk Chick.
Thats really good news though that you and mum are getting along. Proper.
Enjoy it. Florida needs love too mutha fucka! ! . Haha. 
I did read that he had a tough time sleeping . I would say *waaaaahhhh ..what a big douche....* but...after seeing the full performance..and god knows what got cut from the film..it looks like put whatever he had in him at the time into it. Honestly.... Best Film Villian of all time. No Contest...and you knows thats my mutha fuck forte aka Prêt-à- mutha fuckin Porter.
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