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Jena "I grabbed some frozen strawberries so I could ice your bruising knees."

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JULY 16, 2008 @ 07:58 PM

Note: username change again (artist formerly known as milk_shake got bored). I wanted a 4-letter name. Unless you have a better suggestion, this will work for now.

The Story of the Crying Indian, Al Green and My Mother's Dirty, Horrible Secret

I'll make it short for you. My mother's big nasty secret is

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

In addition, she uses a lot of disposable items and demands everything right down to a box of damn tissues be double bagged at the grocery store.

May I add that she keeps *ALONG WITH* central air- 5 fans, 5 FANS running in her bedroom at all times! I am constantly running around her house turning off the myriad fans in every other room to boot.

I am no activist but have been known to travel with a tote bag in my purse if I'm going to the store. I reuse everything I can. I just try not to flagrantly be abusive of resources.

Well last week I got so mad at her b/c she was trying to throw all of these plastic bags out or something and I wanted to warn her that

Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio are one day gonna show up here and kill you!

Instead I accidentally said

"Maaa! If you don't stop, Al Green is gonna get you!"

and that was that.

So this is a running joke around here every day when the earth is being personally raped by my mother.

Al Green's coming, mama.

Warn your fucking kids

Such a fitting name for a record Vs. my strife.

P.S.

Here are my favorite Polaroids of Heath Ledger to celebrate the opening of the Bat

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jason

USA

August 2002

JUL 16, 2008 10:30 PM

jeez he kinda looks like elliott smith in that second one.

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 16, 2008 10:42 PM

Oh I love this journal entry.

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 16, 2008 10:53 PM

What's a profiler? On Myspace you mean? God I'm dumb.

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 16, 2008 11:05 PM

OHHH yeah nose pickin' is not my favorite. Maybe he figured no one would steal it this way.

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

JUL 16, 2008 11:15 PM

So fabulous:

Faytal_Kraydel

Upper Darby, PA

November 2007

JUL 17, 2008 07:33 AM

Al Green is gonna gitcha!!!

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL

March 2008

JUL 17, 2008 10:07 AM

Heath Ledger has to be the most unfair celebrity death ever.

I mean how does Amy Winehouse outlive Heath?

He was just trying to get some sleep and he dies. WTF.

memorandom

United Kingdom

February 2004

JUL 17, 2008 10:34 AM

a rather belated 'thank you' for the birthday wishes. my report on amsterdam would pretty much be the same as in pulp fiction - it's pretty wild wandering around a city with people so openly smoking joints everywhere, and the cops are. . the cops are pretty funny, they go around on bicycles in these little shorts, it's a little camp. amazing city though, a place you could explore and find SO much to do, but equally, could happily just sit outside a cafe and have a drink and watch the world go by. i'll be going back. maybe when it's not so bloody warm though - i got so sunburnt out there

Smuffy

USA

December 2003

JUL 17, 2008 10:56 AM

is that cat power or someone?

I don't mind the blatant rip-off. I always wanted to be just like you.

Smuffy

USA

December 2003

JUL 17, 2008 11:04 AM

my profile girl is much less cool than your profile girl: katy perry.

Smuffy

USA

December 2003

JUL 17, 2008 11:29 AM

she sings that 'I kissed a girl' song.

ShesARunner

Austin, TX

September 2005

JUL 17, 2008 12:05 PM

my copy of Touching From A Distance got here yesterday from Belgium. It smells odd. The pic on the cover is the one Kevin Cummings took of Ian smoking and staring with those lovely eyes. Can't wait to get into it