So my mom called when I wa piss-drunk tonight, because I went out with my borther and his new wife for the first time in my entire life, and we had a great time. But rhey're staying with my parnets, and my mom worries incessantlay, and she called me after they had taken a cab home and when I was piss-drunk, ike I am as I'm typoing thks. Oh well, it had to happen soner or later. The irony is that I was telling my new sister-in-law about my parents and how they didn't know half the shiot about mwe that I do. Hah. Eh, fuck, it. Time to sleep. I'll worry about this tomorrow..

I'm tired of being the other guy, the friend of the guy everyone wants to date. I'm tired of playing backup. I'm tired of always being the second choice. I'm tired of coming so close, only to get kicked back down at just the last minute. I'm tired of not understanding, of never getting any answers. I'm tired of nights like tonight.

Random thought of the day: What's so wrong about living vicariously through sports? Granted, being a Cubs fan doesn't help me escape from my everyday problems; if anything, it reinforces them.... But I have other teams. Is it such a bad thing to really get into them if they let me believe that overcoming odds is possible?

DA-TA-TA-DAAAA!!!! And now here is Austin Wall with a magnanimous announcement:

I...am... DRUNK! And my best friend just told me that he fucked a girl I kinda' had a thing for! Whoo-hoo!

God, I'm messed up. I mean right now. Messed up right now. Fuck it, one of these days I'll leanr not to drunk text/dial/.post while I'm, uh... frunk. I already said that, didn't I? Eh, fuck it....

Hooray for life.

Random thought of the day: jfheubuvbnuetrybvuegr
(Ironically,, that might be the best one I've ever had....)

So I have some sort of virus on my computer and have to spend God-knows-how-much to get it fixed.... Hello campus computer labs!

In other news, um... not much. Had an incredibly shitty Halloween date (with a 31 year-old divorcee, though she doesn't look a day over 24), I don't have to stress much about classes these days, and things are just kind of at a standstill. Someone come see me and make something interesting happen so I can have something to write about on here!

Random thought of the day: I need to find someone who randomly uses (CORRECTLY uses) the words "debauchery" and "shenanigans" in the same sentence.

God, the world would be so much better if people would just fucking listen to me....

Random thought of the day: So a new poll ocnducted by the British show that a majority of "normal" Iraqis feel that the attacks on British and American soldiers are justified. So, Mr. Bush, could you kindly explain just why the FUCK YOU MIGHT BE ABOUT TO SEND MY BROTHER OVER TO DIE FOR YOUR FRAT BOY REVENGE?!

You know what? I am so much better than the two girls I've pined after over the last several months. I can't even count the number of ways I've handled situations better than they have. And as much as I care for them, neither of them can really understand a lot of the shit I talk about. Why would I want to be with someone who writes me off as "caring too much about things he can't affect" or "too dark"? Excuse me for actually giving a shit about something other than myself.... And really, I'm not even all that dark (well, I suppose I am, but I have a purpose!) Yeah, I'm cynical, but no one really understands why (well, one or two people do, but they're both guys, and try as I might, I just can't swing that way). I'm cynical and sometimes bitter because I honestly think things could be better in the world than they are. If I thought it was all a total loss, and a worthless fight, I wouldn't give a shit about anything; I wouldn't be pissed off about anything because there couldn't possibly be any other way. To me, that seems like a rather hopeful (albeit naive, perhaps) outlook on the world. So to hell with anyone who can't see that about me. I don't need that kind of perspective with me anyway.

So why can't I make myself believe all that?

Random thought of the day: Fill in the blank of this four-letter word to describe a woman:

_UNT














I put "Aunt," I don't know what you call came up with....

I wish I could find out who wrote this:

> New Government Seal
>
>
>
> Official Announcement:
>
> The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
> Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
> political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
> destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
> you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
>
> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
>

Random thought of the day: Oh come on, what could top that?

EVERYONE finish this sentence: "WHOO! Drunken posting..."

I need to update, but I don't know what to say/don't have the time. QUICK, somebody give me an entry!

Random thought of the day: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (You know, sometimes you've just got to....)

So I finally got most of my England pictures posted (the good ones, anyway)... but I still haven't gotten a haircut.

However, I have almost completely adapted (again) to being single with no real prospects, and I'm in that stage where it seems cool because there are so many options. I don't know how long that stage will last, but shit, I plan to enjoy it while it's here. Go me!

Random thought of the day: Whatever happened to the word "mofo"? What other terms have gone out of circulation in the past five years?