Well, it finally happened today. I was stepping outside on campus for the last time until next fall, having just completed my last final (on the very last time block on Saturday, for a test that I only had to show up to and get a 35%... talk about a bitch slap), when all of a sudden, BAM! My head exploded. It's been a long time coming....

So while I'm picking up the pieces, I'll leave you all with this:

Random thought of the day: The conservatives in this country love to use the phrase "our most sacred institution" in reference to marriage when trying to deny the rights of homosexuals to marry. Well, with this in mind, I ask you this: how many of you out there are planning on getting married tonight? Now, how many of you are planning to get drunk or have some form of alcohol tonight? Marriage will never be able to hold a candle to the temptation to take a metaphorical hammer and pound yourself over the head via alcohol, and God bless it to!