Browsing CNN.com, the only story to come out of my good 'ol state of Indiana is about a pet store owner who's shop burned down, killing all the animals except for one turtle. This owner is now convinced that he can see the face of Satan reflected in the turtle's shell, bragging about escaping from Hell. Because when I think ultimate doom, I think turtles.... I wish I could up shit like this -- I'd be a best-seller in the weird fiction department.

Check it out for yourself, if you're truly possessed of enough intrigue and/or fascination: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/index.html