Everyone knows that Republicans are all against government assistance, thinking that Americans should do things for themselves. So why are they so hell-bent against letting Iraqis and Afghans do things for themselves and so insistent that our government's forces remain in their countries? Oh my God, you know what this means? REPUBLICANS ARE CREATING A WELFARE STATE IN THE MIDDLE EAST! SOMEBODY CALL FOX NEWS!
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