I wish I could find out who wrote this:

> New Government Seal
>
>
>
> Official Announcement:
>
> The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
> Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
> political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
> destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
> you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
>
> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
>

Random thought of the day: Oh come on, what could top that?