bands:

1. Bad Religion
2. Descendents/All
3. Public Enemy
4. Sleater-Kinney
5. ATCQ
6. Supersuckers
7. Tilt
8. RunDMC
9. Buzzcocks
10. Anthrax

films:

1. Spies Like Us
2. Fletch
3. The Great Outdoors
4. Ghostbusters
5. Airplane!
6. Kentucky Fried Movie
7. Clue
8. The Big Lebowski
9. Back To The Future
10. Vacation

tv shows:

1. The Office
2. Arrested Development
3. The Daily Show
4. The Colbert Report
5. The Simpsons
6. Battlestar Galactica
7. The Shield
8. Reno 911
9. Futurama
10. Three's Company

Video Games:

1. Resident Evil
2. Silent Hill
3. Twisted Metal
4. Gauntlet
5. Pac Man
6. Spy Hunter
7. Gears of War
8. Bioshock
9. Sim City
10. Devil May Cry

 

into: Real Hip Hop, Turntablism, Punk, Power Pop, Indie, Alterno-rock, Electro-rock, Blues rock, Post Punk....Stand Up Comedy, Improv, Sketch, Sci Fi, Cartoons, Mountain Biking, Boobs, making people laugh, Reading, Tats and Piercings, Seeing bands, Laying in the cut, Throwing Darts, Shooting pool, Microbrew, Mustangs, Landover Baptist Church.

not into: Rampant materialism, self absorbed attention whores, shallowness, image conscious poseurs, fakes, frauds and droll, snarky hipster clones. And I hate the word "yummy". ick...

makes me happy: People that make me laugh so hard I need the doctor to reset my hernia. True individuals.

makes me sad: Ecclesiastical ponzi schemes and those that believe in them. And smelly people.

hobbies: sleep, guitar, improv. stand-up, text messaging from the toilet, manscaping myself

5 things i can't live without: iPod, coke, friends, laughter, banter

vices: Caffeine, Booze, Girls, Porn, Food

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: record shopping, waxing that ass, cleaning up cat pee, rocking hard

 

occupation: rage-a-holic

current crush: Jenna Fischer

stats: built like ox

body mods: Bionic coccyx, shin implants, artificial appendix, fake mole, turbo boost

heroes: Chuck D, Greg Graffin, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope

gets me hot: A subtle scent, well placed tat or piercing, striking eyes, sense of humor, sultry smile, just fucked hair...

favorite position: Reverse cow girl style in front of the TV while I Love The 80's is on.

fantasy: I want to market a dildo modeled after my wang and call it a Roman War Helmet

sign: Vagitarius

most humbling moment: Staring into the hole at Ground Zero.

i lost my virginity: in a game of chance.....

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Indie Rocker, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer