Here's to the Hell we put ourselves through.
And remember... Anal is the new missionary.
And remember... Anal is the new missionary.
Short version:
I am currently experimenting with cooking some thin cut meats. Wish me luck
I am still waiting to see if I can get orders out of Maryland. Sacrifice a goat for me
I went with a group today to take less fortunate kids Roller Skating. Rewarding, though I fail at skating/interaction with children
I am testing for Technical Sergeant in a couple weeks. Sacrifice 2 goats for me.
I am going to be bored this weekend. Who wants to do something.
I miss Afghanistan. They won't let me go until near end of year if I am still in Maryland
I am currently experimenting with cooking some thin cut meats. Wish me luck
I am still waiting to see if I can get orders out of Maryland. Sacrifice a goat for me
I went with a group today to take less fortunate kids Roller Skating. Rewarding, though I fail at skating/interaction with children
I am testing for Technical Sergeant in a couple weeks. Sacrifice 2 goats for me.
I am going to be bored this weekend. Who wants to do something.
I miss Afghanistan. They won't let me go until near end of year if I am still in Maryland
KoRn was awesome. Was not expecting that small of a venue.
My friend Sarah got her taste of her first rock/heavy concert.
I got punched in the face (long story) and falcon punched the guy in the temple. He had nice enough friends to drag his dumb ass away.
So not that I will get a lot of feedback, so mostly just random musing, and keep in mind it's just musing/opinion/ entertaining ideas/not super serious, so don't get on me that oh that isn't true stuff.
Girls always want a good guy
Girls 9/10 times throw good guy in friend zone
I like a girl that I know I will always justifiably be in the friend zone
I have other hooks out so to speak and either no bite, or super crazy bit back and I threw it away in a heart beat.
I am forever in the friend zone save for not so good quality girls.
Any sane quality girl gets near me either tucks me away as a friend to bitch about the D-Bag bf, or runs away screaming >_>
I am always told how nice and good of a person I am, and moderately decent looking.
I also have fair amount of faults just like anyone.
I know only I can make myself happy, very true. But anyone with good friends or family or relationships certainly can agree those REALLY accentuate the happiness.
And I reasonably am allowed a low confidence when it comes to relationships (anything else I kick ass) And I don't believe in fate, but I certainly question exactly wtf is up with obviously me, as I am the constant in all of it, so fairly certain I am just F'ed.
I tested a few theories out on some people this past week, to gauge if we are friends only when convenient. ANNNNND boy howdy am I a friend when it's convenient. So I deleted 9 numbers out my phone, and decided I am no longer calling/messaging/offering to hang out/facebookin peoples. We can be fair and say it's Jay who usually goes out his way. Kind of tired of that.
It's also Memorial Day, to which I hope you all enjoyed. I love my brothers and sisters in arms. Thank a Soldier/Marine/Seaman/Airman for doing what we do. (And cause I lump them in there, thank a fireman/policeman too)
In June I find out if I leave Maryland, which would be nice because I have yet to go to ONE place on/off base that I don't have a memory attached to multiple someone's which I frankly dislike that fact.
If I do not get my orders, I am just applying for another deployment, and this time will make sure I am not around. Cause I love my friends. I like my coworkers...But ya'll just make me want to disappear off the face of the planet some days. And rest people at this point can bugger off
Alice in Chains new album hits tomorrow...Win
My friend Sarah got her taste of her first rock/heavy concert.
I got punched in the face (long story) and falcon punched the guy in the temple. He had nice enough friends to drag his dumb ass away.
So not that I will get a lot of feedback, so mostly just random musing, and keep in mind it's just musing/opinion/ entertaining ideas/not super serious, so don't get on me that oh that isn't true stuff.
Girls always want a good guy
Girls 9/10 times throw good guy in friend zone
I like a girl that I know I will always justifiably be in the friend zone
I have other hooks out so to speak and either no bite, or super crazy bit back and I threw it away in a heart beat.
I am forever in the friend zone save for not so good quality girls.
Any sane quality girl gets near me either tucks me away as a friend to bitch about the D-Bag bf, or runs away screaming >_>
I am always told how nice and good of a person I am, and moderately decent looking.
I also have fair amount of faults just like anyone.
I know only I can make myself happy, very true. But anyone with good friends or family or relationships certainly can agree those REALLY accentuate the happiness.
And I reasonably am allowed a low confidence when it comes to relationships (anything else I kick ass) And I don't believe in fate, but I certainly question exactly wtf is up with obviously me, as I am the constant in all of it, so fairly certain I am just F'ed.
I tested a few theories out on some people this past week, to gauge if we are friends only when convenient. ANNNNND boy howdy am I a friend when it's convenient. So I deleted 9 numbers out my phone, and decided I am no longer calling/messaging/offering to hang out/facebookin peoples. We can be fair and say it's Jay who usually goes out his way. Kind of tired of that.
It's also Memorial Day, to which I hope you all enjoyed. I love my brothers and sisters in arms. Thank a Soldier/Marine/Seaman/Airman for doing what we do. (And cause I lump them in there, thank a fireman/policeman too)
In June I find out if I leave Maryland, which would be nice because I have yet to go to ONE place on/off base that I don't have a memory attached to multiple someone's which I frankly dislike that fact.
If I do not get my orders, I am just applying for another deployment, and this time will make sure I am not around. Cause I love my friends. I like my coworkers...But ya'll just make me want to disappear off the face of the planet some days. And rest people at this point can bugger off
Alice in Chains new album hits tomorrow...Win
KoRn tomorrow
Chelsi and cheesecake factory on Wed. hopefully
MIGHT MIGHT trade in for a Juke this week
Paintballing Thursday
4 day weekend
if I could somehow manage to get a blowjob in there, I think life would be about god damn perfect at moment.
Chelsi and cheesecake factory on Wed. hopefully
MIGHT MIGHT trade in for a Juke this week
Paintballing Thursday
4 day weekend
if I could somehow manage to get a blowjob in there, I think life would be about god damn perfect at moment.
To laytex, Chelsi, Karma, Ryker, justangela,
I don't think any of the rest of you have kiddos
Have a genuine great weekend, and happy mothers day to you all. I know all of you are/will be amazing moms
I don't think any of the rest of you have kiddos
Have a genuine great weekend, and happy mothers day to you all. I know all of you are/will be amazing moms
Think I am done being nice and helpful to peoples.
Karma seems to work better when I was a bitter asshole.
In other news. I start my new job Monday, chock full of supervising young minds and setting up new tasks.
Good times.
In advance Happy Mother's day to the moms out there.
Karma seems to work better when I was a bitter asshole.
In other news. I start my new job Monday, chock full of supervising young minds and setting up new tasks.
Good times.
In advance Happy Mother's day to the moms out there.
