into: White tank tops. Politics. Obscene language. The word "goddamn." The song "Maybe I'm Amazed." Books. John Cusack. Teen angst. Rumi. Documentaries.
not into: Flossing. Dress codes. Exercising. Patience.
makes me happy: Shoes. Annotating books. Sleep. themovieblog.com. Bruce Campbell. John Cusack. Family. Karma.
makes me sad: SUV's. Styrofoam. 99% of humanity.
hobbies: Writing. Wikipedia. Vibrators.
5 things i can't live without: Oxygen. Books. Orgasms. Mascara. Nipples.
vices: Caffeine. Chick-lit.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: Being a pain the ass.
gender: female
occupation: Mom.
current crush: My own personal boy.
(And John Cusack.)
stats: Tall, thin and flat-chested (and I like it that way).
body mods: A select few...more to come.
heroes: Chuck Palahniuk. Sylvia Plath. Rumi. Isaac Brock.
gets me hot: Earlobes. Karaoke.
favorite position: All of them.
fantasy: I don't understand letting something remain a fantasy if you are a consenting adult.
sign: Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
most humbling moment: Giving birth.
i lost my virginity: but I still have the box it came in.
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
I WANT: Friendship.
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.