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JUNE 10, 2008 @ 08:24 AM

Dear Female Reproductive System-

I've been thinking about us a lot lately, and I think we should break up. Don't try to convince me otherwise; I've already made up my mind. We had a good run, but you are CLEARLY TRYING TO DESTROY ME.

Fondly,
Jamie Lee

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Dear Jamie Lee-

Gimme chocolate.

Love,
Your stomach (on behalf of your brain)

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And on a not-so-menstrual note...

I love birthdays. And mine is soon. I can't wait!!! Any excuse to get together with friends and family and eat lots of food and drink lots of (good) beers is fine by me.

It has been hotter than a motherfucker this week. Every morning I make a special trip around the block to park on a particularly shady street so that my car isn't a freaking OVEN when I get off work. It helps, but does not completely prevent swamp-ass.

The Hulk comes out this week. I think I'll go see it. Speaking of which, have you seen those big foam hulk "smash-hands" they sell in Target and Walmart and, like, toy stores and shit??

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They make smash and grunt noises when you punch with them. I updated my wishlist complete with these. I want some of them BAD, but I want them to say, "Reagan Smash!" Think we could mod it somehow?

I should probably also mention the ninja mosquito somewhere in my house who has been making himself fat off of my precious, precious leg blood while I'm sleeping. Get out of my house, you mosquito bastard.

I guess that's it. I'm going to continue avoiding the outdoors while I remain absolutely bored out of my skull at work.

XXOO

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AcidEvangelist

Minneapolis, MN

March 2004

JUN 10, 2008 09:11 AM

Thank you, sweetie.

Doxie

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUN 10, 2008 09:52 AM

I, too, need a break from mine...

ArtemisWerewolf

Essex, MD

May 2004

JUN 10, 2008 10:31 AM

My little brother bought those hulk fists. he beats up everyone with them.

Alzy

New York, NY

January 2006

JUN 10, 2008 10:33 AM

Happy soon to be birthday! I hate ninja-squitos. Hopefully yours finds itself dead on a windowsill somewhere soon.

koala

I'm lost

February 2004

JUN 10, 2008 11:23 AM

When is your birfday? Mine is in just under a month, whee! Aren't birfdays the bestest?

guitargeek

Shawnee, OK

November 2003

JUN 10, 2008 01:17 PM

Hehehe, "swamp ass"!

Swamp ass + smash hands = smash ass!

Seantastic

Iceland

June 2004

JUN 10, 2008 01:29 PM

REAGAN SMASH! Yes you can mod that. I will make those right after I make a small replica of wall e for my lady friend.

Pip

Framingham, MA

OLD SKOOL

JUN 10, 2008 02:00 PM

Those were awesome when they came out for the first Hulk movie thank goodness they made them again.

They are just pure fun.

koala

I'm lost

February 2004

JUN 10, 2008 02:59 PM

Happy early birthday then beautiful!

Thanks for the positive vibes and good thoughts. I need all I can get right now.

Taz

Manassas, VA

March 2006

JUN 10, 2008 03:00 PM

I still need to go see Iron Man! I'm such a slacker (that plus I have noone to go to the movies with).

And I found the answer to your uterus problem here.

geekgurl

Philadelphia, PA

June 2003

JUN 10, 2008 03:41 PM

I have those gloves.

Sassie

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

JUN 10, 2008 07:27 PM

yeah, i shouldn't have gone to work today. boobs. not. safe.

CaptainBackfire

Owings Mills, MD

June 2007

JUN 10, 2008 08:43 PM

i loled "reagan smash!" oh man i keep seeing it over and over in my head.

you shouldve taken taz up on the offer to kick you in the cooter!

Sassie

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

JUN 11, 2008 09:58 AM

the best surprises involve boobs...they're will be boobs, just not naked ones. haha!

HeMightBeGiant

Torrington, CT

March 2005

JUN 11, 2008 12:26 PM

Well, we'd been talking for 2 weeks or so before our first date. She was a little apprehensive because apparently she's had some BAD dates that came from Okcupid.com, so...
Anyway, the plan was lunch and movie and she'd bail if the date went bad. Well, it didn't, so that's when we came back to my apartment and watched movies.
We talk a lot. Like...nightly.
The amount of things we have in common is bordering ridiculous. Haha.

As for the snakes, thank you. I know they look a little gross hatching, but just wait until after.

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