Member: JakeMarley

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JANUARY 2, 2006 @ 12:18 PM


"Look! No Strings!" by Chumbawamba

Look, no strings--just paper, glue, and card
Hark, the angels sing 'Paste the Lord'
That was the Armley tabernacle choir. Next we'll be hearing the true story of an American housewife who claims to have taken mid-air photographs of Jesus Christ in the skies of Indiana.
High above the streets and houses
Misses Meta Battle, with one hand on the Valium and one hand on the bottle
Somewhere over Indiana, eight miles high
Meta Battle sees the good Lord wandering 'cross the sky
(Chorus)
Have your fun whilst your alive
You won't get nothing when you die
Have a good time all the time because you won't get nothing when you die
smile
Look, no strings--just paper, glue, and card
Hark, the angels sing 'Paste the Lord'
Gobsmacked, William Shatnered
Meta does a double take
Come on baby, do the camera shake
Half expecting from the aisle a certain Mister Beadle
Watching you, watching us, watching Misses Meta Battle
(Repeat chorus)
Look, no strings--just paper, glue, and card
Hark, the angels sing 'Paste the Lord'
Meta Battle shot her Lord
And watched him tumble down
And now there's people out with Polaroids all around town
And who knows, that Jesus on the church near your house may well be the original
Kiss it as you pass
(Repeat chorus)
Look, no strings--just paper, glue, and card
Hark, the angels sing 'Paste the Lord'


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It is terribly difficult to keep from dancing while walking down the street in Chucks with peace signs on them and Chumbawamba on the player!!!

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Classes start back next week. Woohoo! I get all cooped up and my rhythms get all out of whack with no outside force to regulate me. Put me in a cave and my days would average 72 hours with a standard deviation of about 420 hours. LOL

Anyway, I really need to do something more than classes because I can’t take enough hours because of the goddamned prereqs. I don’t see the point in trying to find a job when everything in this town is 10 hours a week at minimum wage. What I need to do is a little direct action. There is a group on campus called Students for Peace and Social Justice. This is not exactly my New Year’s resolution, as I make resolutions all throughout the year when necessary, but I have promised myself that I will contact this group and see what they do despite my fear of appearing like a stupid old fool in joining a group of students literally half my age.

What I would really like is to find a few hot-headed, like-minded Anarchists here at Miami University, the most conservative university I have ever attended. This goddamned war has been going on … how many years now? And all I have seen students doing in the quad is passing out flyers to social balls. For fucking Christ’s sake, where is their concern and their fire. If these kids grow more conservative with age, may fortune help us! Most of the liberal ideas are segregated onto Western campus, an isolated area hidden off in, oddly enough, the eastern end of the campus. I know a lot of progressive environmental thought goes on there, which is good, but green things grow best on black soil. smile

In keeping with the color theme, I fear that if I did find some fellow Anarchists, they would just be the usual Reds in black clothing. I have no problem with discussing Communist ideas, but these sorts are almost invariably resistant to ideas that might go against or beyond their doctrines written by long-dead revolutionaries. Dialectic materialism may have made some sense at the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, but we are in the Information Age now, and we need some new ideas. Lots of people are talking about new things, but I just happen to be of the opinion that some of these new ideas should appear in Anarchy magazine and not just in Wired magazine.

Then there is the fear of running into folks from the old crowd. Most likely, all those people have converted into SUV-driving, corporate geezers, but the thought of being publicly called out for my sin weighs on all my decisions. I don’t really think they would care much to hear of my decade-long ordeal in Gethsemane, and they would drag me up to Golgotha all the same.

To Hell with it! Let them make their attacks. If they expect me to hide away in shame for the rest of my life for one mistake, they can kiss my ass. The alternative is to allow the Patriarchal Religious Right to simply go on unchallenged by me. Does that make sense? Hopefully, anyone reading this has not the foggiest idea about what I am speaking, but, trust me – the answer is an emphatic NO!

Harry Roberts, Harry Roberts, Roberts, Roberts, Harry, Harry biggrin
Harry Roberts, Harry Roberts, Roberts, Roberts, Harry, Harry biggrin
Harry Roberts, Harry Roberts, Roberts, Roberts, Harry, Harry biggrin
Harry Roberts, Harry Roberts, Roberts, Roberts, Harry, Harry biggrin
Harry Roberts, Harry Roberts, Roberts, Roberts, Harry, Harry biggrin
Harry Roberts, Harry Roberts, Roberts, Roberts, Harry, Harry biggrin

[repeat chorus ad infinitum...]
Comments
DarkTwin

DarkTwin

New York, NY
September 2005

JAN 02, 2006 02:37 PM

Thank you; I'm glad you liked that little exposition. However, to address your comments on who consumes all of those things - magazines, etc - the real question is - who makes, markets, and creates them? Gradually it may change as we become more gender balanced in our culture, but the idea is - create the appetite, then feed it. Just like the tabloids.

Women may be consuming that crap, but ask them how they feel after a Vogue binge.

DarkTwin

DarkTwin

New York, NY
September 2005

JAN 02, 2006 02:40 PM

And as for Stone-Age art - we will never know who did what and why. Those images such as Woman of Willendorf depict not a pregnant woman but an obese one, and as obesity is a modern disease, it's unlikely they were self-likenesses, especially as the entire concept of "self" and individual is also modern. As for women having more time in that period - it's extraordinarily unlikely that they had 'leisure' time that would allow them to 'sit around' and carve. If you're interested in this topic, you may enjoy the work of Marija Gimbutas.

Excellent exchanging ideas with you.

DarkTwin

DarkTwin

New York, NY
September 2005

JAN 02, 2006 03:50 PM

There are all sorts of things that people want that are bad for them and often it's b/c they're conditioned. We are trained or rather acculturated towards certain things. Often when asked why we do what we do - we're clueless.

There's a great book on critical thinking written by a guy named Ruggiero (I forget his first name now), and he talks about this sort of thing. He cites a personal example that blows my mind.

He has a friend he visits, and she's cooking dinner - a pot roast - and he's in the kitchen helping or hanging out, and he sees her snip a bit of the meat off. He asks her why she does that, and she says b/c her mom did. He asks her why her mom did, and she is astonished to realize she never thought to ask. So, he suggests she does when next she speaks to her mom.

She talks to her mom shortly after that, and her mom says she does it, b/c her mother always did. So, the woman calls her grandmother and asks her why she always snipped off a piece of meat from the pot roast before thrusting it into the oven, and the grandmother responds - 'b/c it never fit right in my pot.' *laughing*

Amazing, right?

My sister is addicted to those magazines, and when I ask her why, she really has no clue. She's a gorgeous girl too, but like all girls - she feels like shite after reading through one. I'm sure you've read the studies or at least heard about them.

There's another theory about those stone pieces and it's that they were made as part of a ritual. It's believed by many, in the Western world anyway, that the first artists were the shaman. It's interesting to think about and then to consider cave paintings and so on. But w/o written documents the best we can ever do is speculate, I think.

pelafina

pelafina

Albuquerque, NM
November 2005

JAN 02, 2006 04:25 PM

That would be fan bloodytastic!

magneticflux

magneticflux

I'm lost
February 2003

JAN 02, 2006 11:13 PM

I encountered slim to no anarchists during my 5 years at college... but then again I scarcely left my room, and anarchists tend not to be populating engineering majors.

[Edited on Jan 03, 2006 2:15AM]

DarkTwin

DarkTwin

New York, NY
September 2005

JAN 03, 2006 02:06 AM

"On the one hand, I was impressed by how much could be learned from such a relatively small pile of bones. On the otherhand, I kinda mentally extrapolated that all the physical evidence on human origins in the world could probably be stored in a WalMart."

Scary and funny thought!

"So, is anthropology science or fancy?"

That's a good question. I wonder about that myself. My work is in the funerary end of art history - iconography specifically, and it's a fascinating way to learn about people. However, speaking of social conditioning - we always have to be careful about what we read and accept too, as there have been some sloppy forays into anthropology that would be deemed as neither science nor fancy but folly.

Another book recommendation, if you can bear it - Richard Rudgley's Lost Civilizations of the Stone Age. Do you know it? He deals with some of that question in his intro, and it's really well done and very readable too. He's from that new world of scholarship where the scholar doesn't bore the readers to death by lauding his knowledge over them.

DarkTwin

DarkTwin

New York, NY
September 2005

JAN 17, 2006 06:10 AM

Hey, Jake. No, I'm sorry I don't know any full-text online resources for Cendrars. Your friend can find some reprints at amazon (Moravagine, poems, etc), and if s/he's lucky, he should try powells, abebooks, and alibris.

Pete

Pete

United Kingdom
July 2004

JAN 20, 2006 11:07 AM

hehe, for a second there i read that as "fucking Christ’s Sake" ;o

No, it was the almost the size of an average wine bottle, Sawanotsuru. I will have a look for what you're talking about, sounds interesting smile

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