-George Carlin
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.
- Jack Handy
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
-George Carlin
Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To hear what it's all about, perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?
"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration … that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
-Bill Hicks
Anime Shit
Cartoons from when I was a kid and some newer stuff, remember Zelda the cartoon and Thundercats?
American Cartoons
Some Bill Hicks while you're at it.
Bill Hicks
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Nov 7th Elections...results are coming in and I can say that I really need to find a district to run uncontested in.
-GC
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
-GC
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
-GC
