"I do not know anything about his skilz as a nursemaid,nor do I know if he is a good spanker, but if you have a m ean-spirited, dirty-minded sense of humor, as I do, Itsalive will make you cry from laughing."

"this man is too damn sweet...
he rocks the house and he certainly knows all the right things to say to a sad ex-goth...

hugs,
j"

"It's all about the love and envy of Itsalivemedia. I mean, on one hand, he leads the hot rockin lifestyle that kicks all kinds of ass, but on the other hand he's an awesome guy that I don't see often enough and I enjoy hanging out with him whenever I do manage to see him. So you wanna envy and hate him, but you can't. He's too cool for that. Fucking bastard... "

"Itsalive is a dirty lecher in the best way. He knows how to spank and make a good martini. Itsalive has a great album collection and should be a DJ. Itsalive is a good nursemaid (I know)"

"Itsalive is one kick-ass stone groove of a motherfucker. Unlike all these other turkies, he ain't frontin'. The man is a natural born player, I seen him in action! And you know you can't be a hater...

EDITED: He's great, even though he is a publicist!!!"