age: 32 (Jun 04, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2008

occupation: Contributor to American obesity

into: MUSIC, fatherhood, the great outdoors, the human experience

makes me sad: the closed-minded, being poor, loneliness, cynicism

most humbling moment: Driving away from home at 17 with just a suitcase and my car, having nowhere to go.

heroes: Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, John Lennon, Alan Watts

gets me hot: the kitchen in summer

stats: More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 45.2% pee in the shower. 44.9% pee in the ocean. 28.1% pee in the pool.

crush: Any female who will let me see them naked

fantasy: To experience real love again, and to be truly happy in all things.

body mods: work in process on sleeves and other random pieces. pierced tongue stretching ears

i lost my virginity: If found, do not return