Member: Improper

Improper is aware that she resembles a cabbage patch kid.

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Member: Improper
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films:

  1. Drop Dead Fred
  2. Pirates of the Carribean
  3. Tommy Boy
  4. Billy Madison
  5. Texas Chainsaw Massacare
  6. Nightmare on Elm St
  7. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  8. Witches of Eastwick
  9. Harry Potter
  10. Shrek

books:

  1. Maeve Binchy
  2. Steven King
  3. John Saul
  4. Nicholas Sparks
  5. George Orwell
  6. Louisa May Alcott
  7. J K Rowling

tv shows:

  1. L Word
  2. CSI: Las Vegas
  3. South Park
  4. Miami Ink

Video Games:

  1. Viva Piniata!
  2. Mario Party
  3. Halo 3
  4. Medal of Honor
  5. The Sims
 

into: drunken nights with the girls, long weekends at the lake, getting lost on gravel roads with a bag and friends, beer bowling, staying up late to read a good book, summertime, rain storms, almost all kinds of music

not into: homework, winter, liars, jazz music, little girls who think they deserve everything- but have done nothing, spicy food, writing a 40 page paper in 3 days.... and fake people

makes me happy: 4:20, sunshine, body mods, shopping, money, late nights, the white lady, massages, my pussy... cats, 5pm on fridays, taking the last final of a term

makes me sad: war, roadkill, having no money, working overtime, homework, snow, when the batteries run out just as I'm about there...:(

hobbies: jet skiing, boating, horticulture, shopping, photography, reading, wasting time online, target shooting

5 things i can't live without: My sisters Money Cell A Spliff My Cats

vices: hmmm... sex, drugs, bad friends, smoking, shopping....

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: I never have free time, but when I do I'm at the lake, relaxing on the boat or tearin it up on the jet ski... or at home enjoying wine and natures natural herbs;) Playin x-box or wii

 

occupation: student/office slave/sex slave

current crush: johnny depp, angelina jolie, ryker, and joleigh

stats: 5'6, blonde, blue eyes, happily pudgy

body mods: nostril, nipples, tattoo on inside of wrist, tragus, helix, navel, tounge, septum

heroes: hmmm... i don't really have anyone I idolize...

gets me hot: girls, boys with long hair, ink, submission/domination, cheap porn,

favorite position: i'll take it from behind

fantasy: a 3 way with depp and jolie

sign: gemini- i'm supposed to be crazy right?

most humbling moment: I'll get back to you

i lost my virginity: a long time ago...

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories