bands:

1. Black Label Society
2. ill nino
3. Killswitch Engage
4. Ozzy
5. Metallica
6. Sevendust
7. Coheed and Cambria

 

into: Motorcycles, cars, tools, animals, body mods (nothin TOO extreme, i like havin all my body parts), tattoos (especially irezumi)

not into: Fake ass people.

makes me happy: video games, my friends, my wife, orgasms, tasty food, yummy cigars/pipes

makes me sad: runnin' out of jameson's, empty beer bottles and gettin' stuck with bar tabs, a world without Monkology

5 things i can't live without: wife, cell, pc, car, hats

vices: Cigars, Irish Whiskey

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

occupation: Supreme Reverend of the Loyal Order of the Enlightened Monkey

current crush: *MissaDoodikins*

stats: Big mean and married

body mods: 2g ears, three tattoos two of which are works in progress much more as finances permit, the 105 dont pay much (but the benefits are great!)

heroes: The Great Enlightened Monkey of Bali

gets me hot: blow jobs, big boobs, rain, the woods

favorite position: any position where you're havin' sex is a good one

fantasy: to someday own a monkey trained to throw poo at people i hate

sign: Don't fuck with the 105

most humbling moment: When I realized that Mr. Rogers would never be my real friend...because hes dead. he should have answered my fan mail...

i lost my virginity: to the woman I love, the night before new years eve

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories