age: 41 (Jul 31, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Groundskeeper/massage therapist/circuit bender/martial artist

heroes: Frank Zappa, Forest Mims, Nikola Tesla, Antonio Meucci, any person who thinks Radio Shack sucks.

body mods: tat on right arm, RFID implant behind right ear.

crush: Scarlet Johansson, Johnny Depp,

makes me sad: The fact that people and pets die. My obsession with self-destruction. My anxiety issues.

fantasy: Willy Wonka, Rebecca, and Enid.

gets me hot: SG and letting loose on stage.

makes me happy: YOU ladies do. 1980's toys and keyboards, live music, my brother, my daughter, my parents, my doggies, my fish, my friends, and my favorite beers.

i lost my virginity: @ 13....it took less than 13 seconds.

most humbling moment: An excercise we did at the end of massage therapy school. Look into the eyes of the person across from you, explain what you see. A woman told me..I see a great husband.

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