age: 41 (Jul 31, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Groundskeeper/massage therapist/circuit bender/martial artist

body mods: tat on right arm, RFID implant behind right ear.

crush: Scarlet Johansson, Johnny Depp,

i lost my virginity: @ 13....it took less than 13 seconds.

fantasy: Willy Wonka, Rebecca, and Enid.

makes me sad: The fact that people and pets die. My obsession with self-destruction. My anxiety issues.

makes me happy: YOU ladies do. 1980's toys and keyboards, live music, my brother, my daughter, my parents, my doggies, my fish, my friends, and my favorite beers.

into: Circuit bending toys, live music, massage, bladed weapons, dogs, freaks, film, spontenaity, and trying to obtain all the things I loved as a kid.

stats: I'm currently 0 for 10

heroes: Frank Zappa, Forest Mims, Nikola Tesla, Antonio Meucci, any person who thinks Radio Shack sucks.

most humbling moment: An excercise we did at the end of massage therapy school. Look into the eyes of the person across from you, explain what you see. A woman told me..I see a great husband.