age: 42 (Jul 31, 1970)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2003
occupation: Groundskeeper/massage therapist/circuit bender/martial artist
stats: I'm currently 0 for 10
crush: Scarlet Johansson, Johnny Depp,
fantasy: Willy Wonka, Rebecca, and Enid.
makes me sad: The fact that people and pets die. My obsession with self-destruction. My anxiety issues.
sign: Leo...hail to da king.
heroes: Frank Zappa, Forest Mims, Nikola Tesla, Antonio Meucci, any person who thinks Radio Shack sucks.
most humbling moment: An excercise we did at the end of massage therapy school. Look into the eyes of the person across from you, explain what you see. A woman told me..I see a great husband.
into: Circuit bending toys, live music, massage, bladed weapons, dogs, freaks, film, spontenaity, and trying to obtain all the things I loved as a kid.
body mods: tat on right arm, RFID implant behind right ear.
i lost my virginity: @ 13....it took less than 13 seconds.
















