age: 42 (Jul 31, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: Groundskeeper/massage therapist/circuit bender/martial artist

stats: I'm currently 0 for 10

crush: Scarlet Johansson, Johnny Depp,

fantasy: Willy Wonka, Rebecca, and Enid.

makes me sad: The fact that people and pets die. My obsession with self-destruction. My anxiety issues.

sign: Leo...hail to da king.

heroes: Frank Zappa, Forest Mims, Nikola Tesla, Antonio Meucci, any person who thinks Radio Shack sucks.

most humbling moment: An excercise we did at the end of massage therapy school. Look into the eyes of the person across from you, explain what you see. A woman told me..I see a great husband.

into: Circuit bending toys, live music, massage, bladed weapons, dogs, freaks, film, spontenaity, and trying to obtain all the things I loved as a kid.

body mods: tat on right arm, RFID implant behind right ear.

i lost my virginity: @ 13....it took less than 13 seconds.