into: So there I was no shit.......

makes me happy: Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it... but only you feel the warmth.

vices: Hot men, MAC, perfume, red bull, pepsi....

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

occupation: Over worked and under appreciated

gets me hot: Life is no bowl of cherries...it's more like a bowl of jalepenos, what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow

sign: Do Not Enter, Severe Tire Damage Will Occur

i lost my virginity: but I still have the box it came in.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories