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So, a SG friend of mine posted a pic with her red tailed boa constrictor nestled around her neck. Now mind you, she already is a VERY attractive young lady, indeed she is, but for some reason she seemed doubly attractive with her snake upon her shoulders and neck.
It was not a provocative pose, but still it was sexy. I began thinking, "Why do I find a woman with a snake around her so sexy?" (Ex: Britney Spears several years ago with the enormous yellow python draped over her while in a bikini on stage) I mean I could understand if I were a herpetologist and THAT was a solid connection between seeing a hot woman handling a snake and my man parts starting to tingle, but I have no formal education in the animal kingdom much less a profession dealing with cold blooded animals! I am in the oil industry for goodness sake. One would think that my loins would awaken if I saw a hot chick from Twin Peaks or Hooters splattered with some West Texas sweet crude 
Oh, how the body works. I certainly would not equate my penis with a boa or python, but when I see those images like what my SG friend posted, my manhood does begin to hiss and slither. Ciao!
So, a SG friend of mine posted a pic with her red tailed boa constrictor nestled around her neck. Now mind you, she already is a VERY attractive young lady, indeed she is, but for some reason she seemed doubly attractive with her snake upon her shoulders and neck.
It was not a provocative pose, but still it was sexy. I began thinking, "Why do I find a woman with a snake around her so sexy?" (Ex: Britney Spears several years ago with the enormous yellow python draped over her while in a bikini on stage) I mean I could understand if I were a herpetologist and THAT was a solid connection between seeing a hot woman handling a snake and my man parts starting to tingle, but I have no formal education in the animal kingdom much less a profession dealing with cold blooded animals! I am in the oil industry for goodness sake. One would think that my loins would awaken if I saw a hot chick from Twin Peaks or Hooters splattered with some West Texas sweet crude Oh, how the body works. I certainly would not equate my penis with a boa or python, but when I see those images like what my SG friend posted, my manhood does begin to hiss and slither. Ciao!UGH!!! Put on the Freshman 15 the last few weeks and I graduated a loooooong time ago. Got to start hard again tomorrow.
So I have been to the movies recently and I will tell you the way technology has progessed in that media form is incredible. Especially watching THE HOBBIT in High Frequecy Rate (HFR). INCREDIBLE!!!! As I was watching it the other day in this format I remembered a thought I had explained to someone about my death. I said that of the all things that I would regret missing the most after I am dead (mind you this is at least 20 years ago) it would be all the cool movies that would come out in the future. Who would have looked into the future and imagined what would be in cinemas today. Amazing.
Saturday is HERE!!!!! So, I completed my first week at my new job. I am VERY excited about my new career path especially having been unemployed for just about 1 year. My new compnay has many benefits I can enjoy. Here I am sporting one of my timepieces on my first day. 
