occupation: Lowly office grunt

current crush: They will never know. I would never tell them.

stats: fat and brown

gets me hot: cynicism

favorite position: sitting

most humbling moment: Every moment of every goddamn day.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Arty, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories