age: 27 (Jul 10, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2007
occupation: geek, writer
fantasy: fucking a giant lobster
heroes: Hellboy
i lost my virginity: to an atheist, homicidal robot.
sign: Cancer
stats: 5'4", 100LBS, size 7 shoes, green eyes and skin pastier than Elmer's Glue.
body mods: Adamantium laced skeleton.
crush: Kitty Pryde
makes me sad: Hedonism
most humbling moment: when Stan Lee called me "true believer."
makes me happy: Eating babies and petting my cat
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Let's Go To Bed
©Jeff Ortiz