
age: 32 (Aug 18, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: Management, guess I sold out.
i lost my virginity: Lets not talk about that, it was horrifying
most humbling moment: Every day I wake up alone in bed.
fantasy: To have my own sex slave for a day
sign: Leo
crush: You of course.
makes me happy: Ska music, boobs, feeling wanted, a job well done, orgasms.
makes me sad: Being the nice guy that finishes last
into: Being happy, writing, comics, music, being a dork.
gets me hot: Girls in knee highs and plaid skirts or tight tanktops and fishnets, being licked, list goes on. It may be better to ask what doesnt turn me on.






















So what is the perfect zombie/Halloween mix?