age: 33 (Aug 18, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Management, guess I sold out.

makes me sad: Being the nice guy that finishes last

i lost my virginity: Lets not talk about that, it was horrifying

crush: You of course.

most humbling moment: Every day I wake up alone in bed.

sign: Leo

gets me hot: Girls in knee highs and plaid skirts or tight tanktops and fishnets, being licked, list goes on. It may be better to ask what doesnt turn me on.

fantasy: To have my own sex slave for a day

into: Being happy, writing, comics, music, being a dork.

makes me happy: Ska music, boobs, feeling wanted, a job well done, orgasms.