“B is my adopted teenage son from Cambodia. My husband and I gave him a Khoe name, because we're cultured and stuff.”

“smarter than you.

nicer than you.

cuter than you.

I love this guy. I want to hang out with him again and again and again...”

“He likes comics. So do I.”

“I only wish I had more time to read every word he writes.. ”

“I've known this guy to eat live sheep and then spit up really nice wool sweaters with patterns of hearts and cupids and shit.

Plus he is super clever and funny.
And the ladies love him.
Fat ladies, old ladies, half human half robot ladies, bearded ladies, young ladies, ladies with a third arm growing out of thier back, beautiful ladies, dead ladies, hell, even the lesbian ladies love this guy.
I love him, and I'm not even a lady.
Not really.”