"I've known this guy to eat live sheep and then spit up really nice wool sweaters with patterns of hearts and cupids and shit.
Plus he is super clever and funny.
And the ladies love him.
Fat ladies, old ladies, half human half robot ladies, bearded ladies, young ladies, ladies with a third arm growing out of thier back, beautiful ladies, dead ladies, hell, even the lesbian ladies love this guy.
I love him, and I'm not even a lady.
Not really."
Alyk
Boston, MA
February 2005
MAR 15, 2010 04:25 PM