Don't sweat it, we're all shallow.

I think I might be really deep.

it's a huge deal.

Hey, you're admitting it .. things could be worse

We need to go to the Beehive for brunch soon.

I want french toast like woah.

Enough about me, let's talk about you, what do you think about me?

i'm five feet wide and an inch deep.

like a wading pool for really flat babies.

dude, that's why they invented the baby cage:

a baby tried to lift my wallet the other day. i was all like, hey, fuck you, baby.

then i said something about popping a cap in his diaper.

true story.

hi!

maybe there's more to insinctive, hollow gestures of respect than you think, or perhaps i am delusional. either way, we are both pretty good looking so who cares.

see, i'm kinda shallow too.