"HonkeyKong will travel for a good time. Even if he has to sleep in front of a terminal after missing the last train home.
Love ya!
"

"A great guy to hit the amusement park with. If you ever get the chance to hang out with him, dont forget the toothpicks.....very important."

"Honkey Kong makes me drool.
(Can't wait to sample his cooking!)"

"I was admittedly a little nervous to meet HonkeyKong as we had clashed on the boards several times. But he is one seriously cool guy, able to put that shit behind us in a heartbeat and drink beers until we were stupid."

"By far the coolest person I've met in a long time .... even if he does suck at pool

edited because he kicked my ass 3 games in a row last night "

"He's a drinkin' muthaphucka, I'll say that much!"

"HonkeyKong is the man. Obviously. His name alone is enough for a testimonial. Rock on Honkey!"

"Larry couldve been a rockstar, but instead he plays third eye blind covers."

"HonkeyKong rocks...really. I like that, even though he acts dopey and stupid like most guys, he takes time for school and learning. I think he was my firstes friend on here so he holds a special place in my heart. I mean that in the gayest way possible too. I meeeeean...*ahem*
ROCK ON!!! *FLEX* \m/\m/"

"honkeykong is just a pussy cat behind that bad ass exterior....and everytime he does this: \m/\m/ it makes me laugh."

"honkeykong made me do this.
really, he threatened my...uh...something.


actually he's pretty cool, i don't care what you've read in the papers."

"HonkeyKong looks really cool behind the wheel of his lime green '76 AMC Gremlin. Also, I heard all the Suicide Girls wanna fuck him (of course, I could be wrong about that part)."

"HonkeyKong is a very funny fellow
and the Yankees suck "

"i dont know you either but u also like killswitch im assuming lol \m/ and suicidal tendencies too
and ya live in bridgeport, i was just there on sunday lol.
and also ya left the first testimonial for me and stuff"