into: New York Yankees, Oakland Raiders, Boston Celtics, Chicago Blackhawks, Howard Stern, The Democratic Party, Alcohol, etc.

makes me happy: Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, etc.

makes me sad: Mostly everyone else.

vices: You.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: World Eater, Professional Comedian Heckler, Mexican Hat Dancer, Seismologist, and Ordained Minister in the Church of the SubGenius.

stats: 33-0 with 33 wins coming by way of knockout.

body mods: Just some stretched ears. Took the piercings out years ago. Some ink too...not nearly enough though.

gets me hot: Fire.

favorite position: I have to pick just one?

sign: Su-Fi

most humbling moment: None.

i lost my virginity: In a coke induced frenzy.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Hardcore, Punk, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek