Recently I was reminded of how much of a smartass I am, have always been, and how it has always helped me out. This story takes place in a human anatomy class several years ago. Somehow I ended up being the only male in an anatomy class of about 45 students. During the section of the class that covered the female genitalia I raised my hand and volunteered to come up front and point out where the clitoris is located (a volunteer was not asked for)
just to show that I was aware of its location in the female anatomy. It got a big laugh from the whole class as well as the professor who was a woman as well.

The point of the story being that after that crack I ended up having dates with about 15 different girls from the class. Yes, yes a man whore I know, but what fun it was. And yes I did prove I knew its location in practice not just theory. Oh well, just reminiscing about good times had.