I booked my trip to Scandinavia this summer. I want to see everything. I want to do everything. I want to act the fool and pretend that it’s because I am a tourist! Which I know is not the reason. I’m born to be the fool. I’ll take any excuse though. I’m happy yo.

Some random guy just felt me up. On a crowed bus. I wanted to yell at him but when we made eye contact I realised that he was about 80 with no teeth. Fucking viagra keeps the old ones going when they can not function naturally. Fuck technology! Too bad the only action I got today was from an old man. Who I would have to teach.. Maybe tomorrow I will do better.

Update for Stacie..

I rode my very first bike today. It was pink with a little basket. I borrowed it from my neighbour’s daughter. I fell, bruised my knee and had about 4 six year olds laugh at me. I’m not humiliated. I’ll try again tomorrow. I just have to make sure I bring a helmet and knee pads next time.

I should update this thing. It’s hard because I have nothing to say. I’ll try though..

~I am in a weird mood. I feel like calling random people and asking to speak to Bob or Cindy. Chances are I’ll reach a Bob or Cindy and She/He won’t even know who I am.

~I went out for coffee and the counter guy asked me if I wanted cream. Gullible me said yes and asked where it was. He looked down at the zipper on his trouser. I’ll never go to that place again.

I hate when people read over me. I guess I’m weird.. It invades my privacy. This one lady on the bus kept reading and reading. I looked at her. Gave her the ‘mind your own news look’ and she remained reading. I kept turning the page when I saw interest. Payback right? No, she got off the bus at the next stop.

I guess that I’ll read my newspaper that is now history tonight. ughhh

I woke up today in the biggest attention whore mood. I told everyone that would listen that today was my birthday. Instead of well wishes and birthday greetings I received rolling eyes. Most likely, it’s from the fact that my birthday is really in September. That’s besides the point. Come on.. Wish me a happy Birthday.

I’m broke. Tomorrow is payday and the only thing that is jiggling in my purse is my house keys. I don’t even have coins. It’s so predictable. Every time, I have money I am cheap and holding onto my purse with my dear life. Yet, when I have nothing I want everything. Like right now. I want a slice of pizza and an ice cold pepsi. Too bad the pizzeria won’t accept my keys. It’s jiggling baby

I decided that I need a watch. I’ve always had a watch but I gave up on the idea of time a few months ago when I lost/misplaced/can’t find my watch. So, I went by other peoples time. My environment. When the daylight turns to darkness. Etc. Estimation works wonders! That is, when you have no place to go . It’s disastrous when you oversleep on a work day because you forgot to set your alarm clock correctly (Changing the am to pm / vice versa makes a huge difference) on getting up.
I need a watch. It’s ridiculous. I asked the guy at the laundry mat the time and he searches in his pocket for a dime. I hope I get a watch for Christmas. Fuck that, I am going to buy my own watch…

So, what time is it?

I love Kool Aide. I make it in a pitcher. Four scoops of sugar. I buy the packets they sell for a quarter. A quarter can make a lot of kool aide. Imagine what a dollar can do? Usually, I get grape, tropical punch or orange. I have to drink my kool aide in a glass. No cups. Just glass. The kind that breaks when dropped. With ice. Lots and lots of ice.
Ice
glass
Kool Aide.
Heaven
How do you drink your kool aide?