bands:

1. Saint Etienne
2. Cocteau Twins
3. Curve
4. Slowdive
5. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
6. My Bloody Valentine
7. Goldfrapp
8. Pet Shop Boys
9. The Smiths/Morrissey
10. Stereolab

films:

1. Blade Runner
2. Star Wars
3. 24 Hour Party People
4. Lost in Translation
5. Grandma's Boy
6. Nine Songs
7. Trainspotting
8. Lord of the Rings Trilogy
9. Layer Cake
10. Transformers The Movie (1986)

books:

1. Comic, please

tv shows:

1. Entourage
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. Reliable Sources
4. Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer
5. Real Time with Bill Maher
6. Flight of the Conchords
7. The Real World
8. Human Giant
9. Venture Bros.
10. Attack of the Show

Video Games:

1. Call of Duty
2. Grand Theft Auto
3. Pac Man

 

into: Strong drinks, sharp wit, tough politics, and well armed puppets

not into: Republicans, bitchy sorority girls

makes me happy: A beer with at least 9% alcohol content

makes me sad: Republicans

hobbies: drinking, dining, clubbing, toy soldiers,drinking more

5 things i can't live without: bourbon, potato salad, music, CNN, and sleep

vices: bourbon and porn

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Oozing.

 

occupation: haberdashery and bedazzlement

current crush: I have a few.

stats: M4 WS5 BS5 S4 T4 W3 I5 A3 LD9

body mods: I'm thinking about getting a set of metal legs.

heroes: The old Muppets in the balcony, because sometimes it's best to just sit back and watch the stupidity ensue.

gets me hot: the three radiators in my apartment

favorite position: Balls deep

fantasy: To have a pond in my living room with Excalibur sheathed in a large stone nearby...

sign: Sagittarius

most humbling moment: Just wait, and I'll show you

i lost my virginity: ...but I haven't checked between the couch cushions yet.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories