age: 46 (Jan 27, 1967)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2013

occupation: Student

crush: Radeo Suicide

stats: Unknown

fantasy: Being gently, lovingly cared for in a physical way, by the right person.

sign: Aquarius

i lost my virginity: Very late.

gets me hot: In terms of personality: Confident, Open-minded, playful willing female submission, cheek. In terms of physicality: the twinkle in a girl's eye, a pretty bottom,

makes me happy: My Kindle, My nephew, beautiful use of English, puns, wordplay, silly humour, correct English spelling, being teased by pretty girls.

makes me sad: Having to justify apparently simple life-choices, Hypocrisy (particularly politicians who have *no idea* of real life),

heroes: Freddie Mercury, James Joyce

body mods: None