age: 29 (Jul 28, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2006

occupation: Blowing stuff up...or, alternatively, keeping stuff from blowing up (depends on the day) At the moment, mostly school, occasionally I DJ karaoke.

sign: Gusty Winds May Exist

fantasy: Complete domination of the earth aided by my great and terrible psychic powers.

most humbling moment: My life is a series of humbling moments...yet it seems to have done little to curb my wild egotism.

crush: Oh...just about everyone

gets me hot: Living in the fucking desert...it's hot every goddamned day...or did you mean sexually? I'll tell you what would get me hot right now...living ANYWHERE but a fucking desert...I'll even give Nebraska a try at this point (and if you know me, that's a very extreme thing for me to say) === Update: No longer live in the desert, but I hated it so much I'm leaving this here.

makes me happy: My clandestine evil organization, (especially my Assistant Vice Sub-Underlord of All Things Dark and Terrible, she's a treat). Oh, I'm still looking for some help in the "Disposable Lackey" and "Abominations in the Eyes of God" departments. We have a good dental plan.

heroes: Atticus Finch, Li Mu Bai, Bruce Lee, Eeyore, Oscar the Grouch, Superman, Galahad, Xander, the Dude, and others

makes me sad: People who live in suburbs and drive SUVs, trucks, Hummers, and the like...no...that's angry, not sad. Most elected officials...wait...that's angry too. How about people who believe in the right to free speech unless it's something they don't agree with? ...that's anger as well... Um...er...how to say...bigotry and intolerance? Wait, that's anger AND sadness!!! YAY!!! ...now I'm angry and sad...poop... In general, a lot about life makes me sad, but I still muddle through.

body mods: Just tats...might get some piercings or something later, but for now I'm just tatting it up. I only have four, I haven't found any parlors around here I like. I've got a faery in front of the moon on my left shoulder blade, an anime chick on the side of my right calf, a S.W.E.K. logo on the back of same calf, and the symbol of the Algai'd'siswai on my left shoulder