You scratch me, you pet me, you fight me, and even let me win now and then. You scold me you tease me. Then you hold me and tell me I'm your friend. Making love to you babe ain't so hard. You treat me like a dog in the yard. Sometimes you kick at me when I'm down. It drives you crazy when I just lay around. No matter what you do I think I've found the perfect home

So give me 5 shots of whiskey to help kill the misery and pain you put me through. Thanks for the good times for they were the best of my life I spent with you. Now what can I do

Its hard not to hate people, things, institutions when they break your sprite and take pleasure in watching you bleed hates the only feeling that makes since.

My mind is breakin', can you feel the heat? My boots are burning, when they hit the street. Good morning whiskey, Good morning night, The end of the world is in my sight. Coming out from the other side If you know me you must have died.

I'm lookin' for a gal about 5' 10' gonna take her down that road of livein' a life of sin, because I'm drinkin', drunkin' I'm havein' lots of fun. I always carry around my loaded shotgun if i think I'm gonna have a bad time I got a little bit of smoke and a whole lot of wine.